Am I weird to want one of these?

[LynetteScavo]

Handler

er yes!

Erm? Yes you are...
Exposure to a certain amount of germs is good for you!
Next you will be wanting a Michael Jackson style nose and mouth surgical mask thingy....

You don't really need our confirmation do you...

I suppose it could be useful if you had OCD???

barking

just wash your paws, or get some anti bac gel or some white cotton gloves

White cotton gloves are soooo Michael Jackson!! Face mask next...

roffle.

But when you go to a public loo and wash your hands, how do you get out with out touching the germy door handle? I didn't know they existed untill just now. And now I really need one.

Unless you are going to jam your fingers in your mouth straight afterwards it doesn't really matter does it?

If I'm in a restaurant and go to the loo I tend to open the door with my sleeve or something. Failing that have some wipes handy

you will have to clean the 'handler' thingy though or put it back in your handbag dirty...am not taking the piss but really think a bit of tissue around the bathroom handle or some anti bac gel in your bag is much better