top and tail bowl...

[starlover]

Do I need one?????
The hospital booklet I have says that I should bring one with me when I have the baby... but they're SO big! I mean, how much water do I really need for cleaning my little person?

I know they aren't particularly expensive or anything, so it isn't really that big a deal if I never use it... but i'd rather cut down on the unnecessary clutter if I can!

my mum has a balloon phobia, so i was never allowed them when i was little.
maybe that's why i like them so much now

bring one of those home cod, and the kids would jump on it!!

no i htink those ballons woudl fall int ot he category "pikiest of pikey" for me

Why do they need to be fully insured - in case a teddy expires and the owners sue?

Ihtink I would release the teddy ot the elements!!

tell you wwhat eles I hate are those wedding keys htings

i am the queen of tack! love tacky gifts...
my house is full of bits of plastic shit

or horseshoes

but lowcal... what if the teddy is conditioned to live inside... it might not be able to cope with the great outdoors! it might die! noooooooooooo

teddy exposure

here

oh god cod that is bad

how come you know about all this tatt? lol

i recommend that people take in large bars of green & blacks chocolate instead of naff souvenirs and hostage teddies...

£19.50 for something so pointless!

my lovely but rather naff AUnt got them for my wedding
I hid them

HAHAHAH look at the very bottom horseshoe!!!!!!

I dont get adults and cuddly toys
grow up!

this being an escpetion

cod, did you get the one with the fluffy sweep on???

no had some wooden contraption, like a spoon

that's just f**king scary!

if anyone asks you what you want for the baby say food like lasagne, fish pie etc that you can chuck in the oven and eat onehanded. onehanded food is great to have around cos believe me the other hand will always be doing something (feeding wiping etc)

good idea NP... my mum is already busy cooking and freezing things for me!
she forgets that my freezer is teeny tiny!

cod you got me

although the lasagne and fish pie is not for the baby - that was all written badly

hehe yes... imagine:

midwife: are you planning on breastfeeding?

me: no, i've brought some fish pie for the baby