And don't say a Ford Fiesta. I know how your minds all work
no, I mean for my 8mo who needs to follow me around the garden (so a parent handle too would be great) while I'm doing laundry, weeding etc, but who can't really crawl yet and anyway, I must admit sometimes I just would like him a bit restrained occupied while I potter next to him.
Does such a thing exist? Can it be converted from a thing you sit in to, later, a thing you sit on and scoot around on?
And I guess it must have lots of whizzes and bangs and buttons and knobs to twiddle and all that.
And it must not be too fruit-shooty and VTechy (though don't object to VTech in general) and have letters which generate horrible American electric voices who don't pronounce letters phonically.
So ideally then a lentil-woven, hand-made wooden playpen on wheels with a parent handle crafted from renewable forests that converts to a German balance bike in later years?
Or just a plastic walker thing that throws children down stairs?
Ideas? Hmm? Hmm? Come on...