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For all of those who wish your dh had a spare penis....

15 replies

CountessDracula · 26/11/2007 16:37

look at these

Am thinking of doing a soap for MIL for xmas

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JackieNo · 26/11/2007 16:40

Lolololol at the glow in the dark one and at 'yours or a friend's'

Nemo2007 · 26/11/2007 16:40

pmsl @ glow in the dark one...

CountessDracula · 26/11/2007 16:41

Wouldn't the candle be great for the Xmas dinner table??

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Buda · 26/11/2007 16:41

And you found these how?????????????????????????

Kathyis6incheshigh · 26/11/2007 16:41

My mind is boggling.

CountessDracula · 26/11/2007 16:41

The link came up at the top of my gmail page!

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lou33 · 26/11/2007 17:45

lol how many men would say there wasnt enough kit to make one their size?

Buda · 26/11/2007 17:47

Yes CD. Of course it did.

CountessDracula · 26/11/2007 17:48

i am not kidding
honest

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Buda · 26/11/2007 17:51

Yes yes - I believe you.

bananaknickers · 26/11/2007 17:53

Love the chocolate one. Great Christmas pressies. Unopened in the box and not already made, I mean

NomDePlume · 26/11/2007 18:04

What the feck on a rope is a "vagina sucker" ?!

NomDePlume · 26/11/2007 18:05

and why would you want your labia to swell up ?

CountessDracula · 27/11/2007 11:46

god knows

Maybe an alternative trout pout??

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suzi2 · 30/11/2007 23:10

pmsl - I just told DH that I could get a vibrator modelled on his willy and he said "what's the point in that, it wouldn't be very satisfying". Poor guy is feeling neglected I think...

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