All I want is children's crockery that...

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Goes in the dishwasher
Doesn't break
Goes in the microwave
Can be cut on with reasonably sharp knife without scratching

It seems that is too much to ask!

Obviously it is!

ikea is the answer!!!

I live too far away from one!

(But thanks for replying )

Oh excellent will go look.

The ikea kids cutlery is really blunt - so we have progressed to Dragon in dessert size - plain, stainless, dishwasher safe but they can actually cut food with it.

Sorry realsied you want crockery not cutlery. Does it need to be plastic - none of my three have ever thrown a plate on the floor and broken it. Reckon we have broken just as much as they have.

We have some John Lewis plastic picnic plates and they are a lot more hardwearing than our purpose-made kids' cutlery. V. funky too. Might be only available in season though...

We have some Whittards childrens crockery that is dishwasher/microwave save. I always buy extra incase of breakages.