Really naff tourist tea towels?

[NotQuiteCockney]

I will try to go into town to get some, but I thought I would look for some online.

Cheap, naff, British. Scottish good, but anywhere is fine.

I need it in a week, so ebay probably isn't the way forward ...

Tea towels

Loads and cheap

Why? I could send you some. My mother insists on buying them for me everywhere she goes

Hmm, the archers one sounds nice.

I had found the first scottish one, after I wrote the OP and started searching for scottish. I may well get those.

My sister wants some - CF is right that it's for her, apparently they remind her of our old (very English) neighbour.

No, not going over for the wedding! I haven't discussed it with my sister again. I am busy being annoyed with her for her surpreme unhelpfulness in the run up to my trip (I ask her to collect keys for somewhere we'll be saying, she says 'oh, I'll do that closer to the time', and doesn't answer my 'they're going on holiday, it needs to be done soon' email. I ask her for measurements of my dad, for a shirt, and she gets back to me two weeks before we leave. Because, yes, people get things done that quickly. )

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