Grammar curmudgeaon alert to lakeland catalogue

[codswallop]

lying in the bath this morning I wa sreading the latest lakeland tome.

I need to draw your attentin to the over use of inverted commas in the editorial. the foloowing one particularly sprung to mind

"

Protect It
Metallic Shelf Liner
The ?industrial? look is seriously trendy at the moment ? in fact, people ?pay the earth? for expensive flooring that looks remarkably similar to our textured, shiny shelf liner... however, at just £5.95, our wipe-clean version is a very reasonably priced way to bring your kitchen cupboards or shelves bang up-to-date. Cut to fit, self-adhesive and repositionable. "

why do those need apostrophes?

invered commas i mean

Coddy, theres lots of stuff to do at my house, if you feel the need to keep busy...

Oh ho ho

I wa int he bath witht hat ad the colour supplements...
till i realised ds1 was supposed to be at a prty at 10am

Lakeland catalogue is always full of grammatical mistakes IMHO. Maybe they think it adds to the folksey, home-spun image they want to present? Or maybe they just don't know any better. Perhaps we should send them a copy of Eats, Shoots and Leaves?

and gett hem to delete all the " "

ks? where are you?