Death Trap Alimy Decking-Easy Cure?

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Our decking has literally turned into a skating rink and given Ihave moved dd's horrible plastic climbing thing onto it I need to make it safe.
Anyone got any bright ideas as to an easy way to get rid of the slime?
Would appreciate any advice before broken bones become a consequence.

Stif bristled brush and fairy liqued! Scrubby scrubby.

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one of those hign-pressure jet wash machines. bit easier than hands and knees scrubbing, but still as mind numbingly boring im afraid

Hmmmm...had a feeling there wasn't going to be an easy way out of this

Anyone ever used soda crystals-Am sure i remember somethign about them and slime....

is it likey to entail standing in one place flinging them lamely across the deck for 5 minutes and result in miracle slime-free decking? i doubt it!

sorry love. its a PITA whatever way you look at it

Welll I guess with all that scrubbing it may well entitle me to an additional glass of wine-in fact if I have it whilst doing the damn scrubbing it may well make it seema whole lot better