some bog-standard, mid brown court shoes, medium heel, I don't even care if they are sling backs
I don't want beige, taupe, camel or brown so dark its almost black, nor do I want snakeskin effect, leopard skin effect, 8 different shades of brown on the same shoe (what is WRONG with these people?), brown sandals, brown boots or brown pumps
I just want some bog standard, mid height, mid brown court shoes - HOW HARD CAN THIS BE???
Any ideas anyone, cos I think I have been to every bloody shoe shop in the north now!