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Just what I need for the SUmmer !!!

21 replies

crystaltips · 20/04/2004 13:14

Was flicking through figleaves.com and have found the perfect swimsuit for my summer holidays!!!

figleaves

Ha Ha Ha

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Kayleigh · 20/04/2004 13:16

Oh perfect - they do it in a size 16 too

ROFL.

lydialemon · 20/04/2004 13:19

£112!!!!!!!!!!! For that?

muddaofsuburbia · 20/04/2004 13:20

I'm wearing one right now - it's geeeeooooorgeeeeous!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:28

God how repulsive! Can you imagine boobs would be popping out all over the place!

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 13:39

bloody rip off, some crim has been and cut off most of the suit off
tsk tsk
it would take more fabric than what is there to cover my bikini line, let alone nipples which currently resemble bloody young conkers.
Hmmmm

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 13:47

this is more me....
LOL
www.sexybathingsuits.com/products/802a.asp
so discreet

marialuisa · 20/04/2004 13:47

oh, it's a bit like the one the girl in the Robbie Williams video wears....

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:48

oh kiwi gorgeous esp with my stretch marks

marialuisa · 20/04/2004 13:48

The white one that is.

Kiwibird's looks like the ones they wear in girls and guns films.

Nutcracker · 20/04/2004 13:51

Not sure that would even cover my nipples

I thought it was sexier to leave a little to the imagination ??

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:52

OK this has to be the winner of most repulsive item of swimwear ever

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 13:54

I do not believe there are real tits under that CD!

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:54

Micro Bikini 005 looks like it's stolen from Baby Annabell (the doll not the mumsnetter!!) here

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 13:55

aaaaaarghhh not for the squeamish... is this illegal?
I am so not searching anymore

band aid?

CountessDracula · 20/04/2004 13:56

BARF

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 13:57

I actually have tears in my eyes LOL

bundle · 20/04/2004 14:02

give me boy-leg anyday..

Bagpuss30 · 20/04/2004 14:09

Where on earth do you lot find these things??? That last one actually makes me feel slightly sick. Think I'll stick to M&S thanks

LIZS · 20/04/2004 14:11

ouch kiwisbird. How much tape must they need to hold these in place - can't see them playing beach volley ball !!

kiwisbird · 20/04/2004 14:12

was just looking (for equalities sake like) for a mens smallest suit... warning, do NOT Google under this description...

sweetkitty · 20/04/2004 19:59

I've ordered them all in different colours (as if) would barely cover a nipple or a pubic!

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