Am I being dim?

[Seabright]

'Cos I don't understand what this section is for. Un-dim me!

I think it's where we ask for stuff.

I'd like a KitchenAid please, in pale pink. And a Nintendo Wii.

Oh, right. Well, I'd like a Kitchen Aid too please, red or yellow. And a new rice cooker, 'cos mine has lost it's non-stick and I can't cook rice any other way.

And maybe a log cabin?

I want a coffee machine. One of those ones with bells and whistles so my kitchen can look like a branch of Cafe Nero. I don't know which brand I like, which means I'm ripe for conversion and easy prey. Give me a coffee machine and I'm yours.

I would like a house off rightmove please

I'd like a pony (and a lovely house with 10 acres and a stable block for the pony) please

Yy, kitchen aid required here too!

Many thanks!

Seabright cooking rice is easy peasy. Put rice in pan fill with water so that it covers the rice +2.5 cms approx (I tend to use easy cook rice and use just under double the volume of water to rice). Boil rice for 5 minutes with lid on pan. Switch off heat. Leave for 15 minutes - DO NOT LIFT THE LID.

Drain any excess water and serve.

You'reWelcomeTiggaxx

I'd like a red KitchenAid, and Bombay Sapphire gin and a Mini

What's a kitchen aid?

I would like a big band, nice setting and cold champagne - thanks.

Jesus, mumsnetters, the whole of global capitalist consumerism to pick from and the height of desire is food mixer?

We really run the risk of meeting the mummy stereotype if that gets out. Can't we think bigger?

A mini? Nah, mazeratti. However that's spelt.

Gin advent calendar
Grey Goose vodka
Top of the range coffee maker
My own branch of Waterstones
My own patisserie (oh, ok - you can come too)

I am loving the idea of a gin advent calendar!

Wonderstuff - £70odd on Amazon. A different miniature a day!

Really! I thought it was a made up thing! £70 probably my annual gin expenditure though..