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dove fake tannign body lotion

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cod · 09/03/2006 13:53

not as good as johnsones holidasy skin
dont be hoooked in to the tesco 2 for one

i look like a racher of streaky bacon

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NomDePlume · 09/03/2006 13:53

rofl. Keep meaning to try that holiday skin stuff.

GDG · 09/03/2006 13:54

pmsl - still have a couple of bottles of the Johnsons from last summers availability crisis!

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cod · 09/03/2006 13:55

my legs

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cod · 09/03/2006 13:55

not a good look
the johnners stuff is betetr adn the dove smells all fruity

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NomDePlume · 09/03/2006 13:56

You have 5 legs ?! Shock

NomDePlume · 09/03/2006 13:57

Is fruity bad, then ?

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cod · 09/03/2006 13:57

yes i dont like fruity fake smells
all kinda " torpical"

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Sallystrawberry · 09/03/2006 13:58

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NomDePlume · 09/03/2006 13:58

what does johnsons smell like then ?

GDG · 09/03/2006 13:59

I didn't get blotchyness - just a nice golden glow!

Can't remember the smell - going for a bath in a minute to might slap some on!

Flossam · 09/03/2006 14:02

Johnsons stuff smells ok to begin with then you get that horrid smell while it is developing. I hate it. Have put it on at night a few times to try and avoid being smelly and paranoid! Grin

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cod · 09/03/2006 14:02

i didn tnotice that
you can beat st tropez

pal said to me" you lok good have you been away"

oh i said i" its st tropez" meraning the fake tan

she went away saying "oh very posh"

arf

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Flossam · 09/03/2006 14:04

I'd probably humilate myself by saying st tropez as it is spelt or something like that. Am good at that Wink

GDG · 09/03/2006 14:06

LOL cod - forgot about that actually - have that too so might put some one. OTOH, no point as arms adn legs not really on view atm

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cod · 10/03/2006 10:14

yep god lit looks worse toaday
looks liek asda value bacon

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zippitippitoes · 10/03/2006 10:15

the johnsons one was bogof in tescos, I was trying to find out what colour to pick

TinyGang · 10/03/2006 10:22

Cod - you like QVC don't you? Did you see Alison(90 decibel voice)Beauty Expert on there the other day with her spray on tights? Hilarious!

The only way she could demonstrate them was to crawl around through the models legs on the floor then the nozzle on the spray blocked up..Hilarious!Grin

quanglewangle · 10/03/2006 10:27

Agree about fake fruity pongs - I have an aversion to apple in particular.
Why would I want to go around smelling like ds2's festering litter bin?

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cod · 10/03/2006 10:29

tiny well remmebred

i think alison coudl sell ice to eskimos

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TinyGang · 10/03/2006 10:30

She'd shout them into submission! (Love QVC too btwBlush)

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cod · 10/03/2006 10:31

i do but rearely watch it

theboys are into virtual horseracing channel at the moment

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TinyGang · 10/03/2006 10:33

QVC is so 'camp'...if a tv channel can be camp!Grin

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cod · 10/03/2006 10:34

seenew thread

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