Only utterly pointless products allowed here

[FrenchGirl]

why bother with a mobile if all you do is plug that on it?

So cool! - and clearly what the city boys with £1m bonuses will be fighting over!
Talking of pointless - I like the mothercare "new" burp cloths in the catalogue - shaped muslins to fit over your shoulder - fgs.

Oh, I've seen fake retro mobiles that look like those old 80s bricks, but take sims. Oh, here 's one.

oh those mobiles take me back..... I used to have a part time job in the school where Rhubarb works now and the deputy head used to go around looking important with one of these lol

Clit rings [puke emoticon]

bleurgh

bleurgh

obviously feel strongly about them