TITS!! Want your va va vooooom cleavage back? Enquire within.

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dh most impressed as are half the office today methinks

But I need boobs to start with.
They're just flaps of skin and beyond saving I think

I used to have a fine pair but after feeding two they have lost a bit of shape.

Am 34C but look pert instead of flat with this bra.

Comfy too and slightly padded to hide midget gem nips in the cold.

34C...thats jordan-esque compared to my 34a!!!!

They don't look 34C and am amazed that I measure that. Tis probably a 'make them feel better' tape measure used my M&S .

LOL

In which case, LadyTH, you need these

Ohhh so attractive when they plop out on to the carpet.

Dh would proabaly try and stir fry them!!

ahem, OO, I think that you will find the accepted word is NORKS.

I have a similar contraption from Bravissimo. Lovely to be able to separate norks from waist, however slightly odd as can no longer see feet.

I tried one of these on in M&S changing room once and nearly died laughing. Not a good look for me and my D-cups I think.

Is the T word not allowed then? Sorreeeeeeeee.

I could have used baps.......

Not such a problem when you're happily married and your DH knows what he's likely to find in your bra but can you imagine the shock of a "first feel" and finding those??!

I took this bra off the other day and dh said 'God, it makes a difference doesn't it?' and then tried to backtrack when he saw my face!

The cheek!

I reckon we sould reclaim 'tits' as wimmin, in similar fashion to homosexual reclaiming of 'Queer'

I hpe you punished him...

I hope you slapped him across the face with a chicken fillet.

with my whip...

Am off to M&S now to exchange some pj's that don't fit DD2 for some undies for moi, meany mother that I am.

xx

Serve him up a chicken fillet stir fry!