Have Amazon gone completely mental?

[starrychime]

Dropped into Amazon for a quick look and
this came up in my recommendations! WTF? Are they having a laff?

I would like to live in your world starrychime.

I love the idea of a "crouching tiger heavy rain scenario" in the description.
That happens loads in our veg patch....

thats sooo funny

Oooh, someone's added a review - was it one of you lot?

Two reviews now...

Four reviews...

It must be time to resurrect the Paul Ross Canvas...

Ooh, yes - in fact, why can't you camouflage your elephant as Paul Ross...

Oh, please do not resurrect Paul Ross - I lost an entire afternoon on that one.

You scarcely need a product to do that, though. Obviously. Shirt, jacket, you're done. Possibly a wig if you want it to pass close examination.

Professor, do you mean like this one?

Uh oh, now you are all probably going to be getting loads of wierd 'Based on your browsing history we think you might be interested in...' items!

I think there's a mistake, Shaz -- you seem to have linked me to another picture of Paul Ross there?

holy fuck

well, it is free shipping.. bargain!

"people who bought Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps also bought 'Puccini, Definitive Collection'"

I prefer Pickled Onion with my Puccini, yum!

I've been looking for one of those.

I mean the elephant thing, not the penis pump!

I have noticed that the recommendations I have had lately have been mank...really not the slightest bit interesting for me.

I like medieval history, I buy loads of books, they should have twigged that by now, so when I bought a camera the immediate recommendation was: a book of naked women with shaven pubes.

WTF?!

Eight reviews now -- are they all from Mumsnetters?

oh bugger - I clicked the penis pump link - dh and I share the amazon account, it will come up with 'items you recently viewed' - it's not like I can say 'I was looking for a friend' -