Bedside clock sex toy

[WillyCroakit]

This has got to be one of the cleverest and most discreet toys I've seen . The site also has lots of what looks like cute Japanese toys.

BeYourLover Adult Clock Alarm Sucking Vibrator App Remote Control – Eroship

Goes wrong when the kids ask, "Mum, why do you wash your clock every day?" 😆