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What would your husband do if you instigated oral sex during the football (on TV!)

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BigWig78 · 25/06/2026 17:47

Watching it on TV and not playing it or at a match lol
Just wondering what your husband would do (partner etc) if you started to give him a blowjob during a World Cup match… when your country was playing especially.
We had a wee chat about this amongst friends today and I was shocked by their answers. Most said their husband would refuse or decline it. And some said they’d be annoyed!
Mine enjoyed it last night- and I scored similar to Brazil, he scored more than Scotland did at least! 🤣

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Maccar305 · 25/06/2026 18:34

….. as long as I can still see the picture, carry on 😉

exhaustDAD · 25/06/2026 19:26

I know it was a question for other wives... But all I would say is that I can't think of anything more boring than watching some football match, so I am not sure what I'm doing watching it in the first place, lol. If we replace football with anything else I would be interested in watching - Would never decline my wife for whatever is might be on tv. Can't imagine a scenario like that. In all honesty, I always found it pretty cringeworthy when people lose their minds if they can't watch this match or that match. No offence to you football fans out there...

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 25/06/2026 19:26

That’s not a nice way to slag off Scotland…

everywhichway · 25/06/2026 19:49

If it's Blow Football it's more or less compulsory.

Sadcafe · 25/06/2026 19:54

Well I’d have to switch the football on first to find out how I’d react, somehow think I’d switch it offagain

Maninasuitcase · 25/06/2026 21:05

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 25/06/2026 19:26

That’s not a nice way to slag off Scotland…

How should she slag off Scotland?

BigWig78 · 25/06/2026 23:00

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 25/06/2026 19:26

That’s not a nice way to slag off Scotland…

I’m Scottish so I’m allowed to slag them off- we were outplayed and made stupid errors. Meh. If it had been an exciting match I wouldn’t have been more interested in the under the cover options mid game… 😉

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ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 25/06/2026 23:37

BigWig78 · 25/06/2026 23:00

I’m Scottish so I’m allowed to slag them off- we were outplayed and made stupid errors. Meh. If it had been an exciting match I wouldn’t have been more interested in the under the cover options mid game… 😉

So am I, I was being sarcastic

TomorrowNeverKnows · 26/06/2026 10:06

Did he still get a fresh beer during the hydration break?

GreenCrow · 26/06/2026 12:27

It's been that long since I had a blow job if my DW suddenly and enthusiastically went down on me there is pretty much nothing that could hold my attention over it 😂(well, maybe if I was driving, lol)

Justforthispage · 26/06/2026 15:52

He'd be absolutely delighted if we were alone but he does tend to watch with mates around so less thrilled in that instance.

I would have thought this is the norm so I'm surprised by your friends answers.

BigWig78 · 26/06/2026 15:53

TomorrowNeverKnows · 26/06/2026 10:06

Did he still get a fresh beer during the hydration break?

No but we both got wet ;)

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BigWig78 · 26/06/2026 15:56

Justforthispage · 26/06/2026 15:52

He'd be absolutely delighted if we were alone but he does tend to watch with mates around so less thrilled in that instance.

I would have thought this is the norm so I'm surprised by your friends answers.

Maybe my friends have boring or football obsessed husbands? But yeah I can definitely agree if we’d have had company I would NOT have been doing that!!!! 🤣

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mnmnddddd · 27/06/2026 07:25

I know nothing about that match (or any other) other than that Scotland lost, so I'm curious - did you go down on him when there was still a chance that Scotland might win, or was hope slipping away?
I could imagine there might be a difference if you put your hand down his pants 10min into the match with no score, compared to a draw after extra time and they were half way through a penalty shoot out.

BigWig78 · 27/06/2026 22:29

mnmnddddd · 27/06/2026 07:25

I know nothing about that match (or any other) other than that Scotland lost, so I'm curious - did you go down on him when there was still a chance that Scotland might win, or was hope slipping away?
I could imagine there might be a difference if you put your hand down his pants 10min into the match with no score, compared to a draw after extra time and they were half way through a penalty shoot out.

I mean was there really ever any chance Scotland would beat Brazil? Yeah it was pretty clear Scotland wasn’t going to win and weren’t playing that well tbh. If it had been a more exciting game I’d have been watching too as I’m quite a footie fan, but also we had been unable to have sex for a while due to circumstances out with our control so I was also horny lol.
I am having an early night tonight though and he’s been told to watch the footie downstairs lol lead us not into temptation and all that…

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Winterbolts · 27/06/2026 22:31

I’m game as long as she doesn’t mind the goal in her mouth or all over her face 😆

BigWig78 · 27/06/2026 22:35

Winterbolts · 27/06/2026 22:31

I’m game as long as she doesn’t mind the goal in her mouth or all over her face 😆

Can’t do a laughing react sadly… but he’d get a red card for that. Or maybe a yellow I guess… it’s more of a warm up act for us both to enjoy tbh…

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mnmnddddd · 28/06/2026 02:04

Would Scotland not have had a chance against Brazil? I'm afraid I know more about blowjobs than football.

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 28/06/2026 02:08

No, not the remotest chance

BigWig78 · 28/06/2026 22:38

mnmnddddd · 28/06/2026 02:04

Would Scotland not have had a chance against Brazil? I'm afraid I know more about blowjobs than football.

Nope. Never. They have a population of around 200 million and their national game is football. We have around 5.5 million and our national game is drinking lager and beating up women!

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Autumnisbetterthansummer · 29/06/2026 10:34

I read this a few nights ago and DH and I ended up having amazing sex while watching the England game. We both like football but the first half was boring and then I remembered this thread. I started off with a blowjob and was riding him by the time England scored their goals. He was watching the football over my shoulder. He then played with me a bit while we both watched the game. Hoping the next game is a late kick off too so the kids are in bed 😅

BigWig78 · 29/06/2026 18:34

Autumnisbetterthansummer · 29/06/2026 10:34

I read this a few nights ago and DH and I ended up having amazing sex while watching the England game. We both like football but the first half was boring and then I remembered this thread. I started off with a blowjob and was riding him by the time England scored their goals. He was watching the football over my shoulder. He then played with me a bit while we both watched the game. Hoping the next game is a late kick off too so the kids are in bed 😅

Love this! Maybe if all men were attentive to us women during football we’d enjoy it more too and reciprocate…
Hope you scored a hat trick!

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NDerbys32 · 02/07/2026 10:50

I'm all for it. A wonderful use of the hydration break 😁
(Hurry up love, 15 seconds to the restart!)

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 02/07/2026 11:29

Do you give her a yellow card if she goes over time? 🤪

outdooryone · 03/07/2026 08:14

Who gets to take the penalty.....😉

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