The Munch Bunch

[everywhichway]

I've just had a newsletter from my local council informing me that there was "A great turnout for the first Munch at the The Town Hall".

It turns out they're talking about a community lunch....

Should I tell them?

😂😂

Had to look up what Munch was. I bet there will be loads signed up for the next, especially if it’s a community munch.

Is it only me that is instantly thinking of the old swinging couple out of Benidorm?

Ahem

As a quick Google search reveals which council is publicising the event, is it just me that wants to post this on Fetlife to see what happens to the number and demographic of attendees? 😈

Oh God - please don't send them all my way. I don't want to be clambering over a sea of PVC and rubber when I'm trying to get to Waitrose!

They're probably all in Waitrose already. Or M&S.🍍

🤣🤣

One of them is currently on a campsite in the Scottish borders. Complete with 🍍sticker on caravan and a pair of plastic 🦩🦩 staked onto the grass in front....
I have to say the 40mph wind and rain is putting me off going and inviting myself for a munch....

I'm so glad I don't know what these normal words used to mean something else are about. Why does every nice word have to be made sexual in some way? I'm not even going to google it.

Absolutely agreed. I preferred the days when tits, cocks shags and boobies were all birds, gay men were just happy, pussies and beavers were mammals, and no one batted an eyelid when I said I needed to my bush trimmed.

Don’t be silly, they will be in B&Q with the chains and clamps 😀.

....and authors could write books with lead characters called Dick and Fanny (though that'd be the least of Enid Blyton's problems nowadays...)