FWB

[Chatterlyssecret]

Has anyone found a F/B or FWB whilst browsing around in Anne Summers?
Our local shop hardly ever gets men through the door,

What a random question! Didn't realise Ann summers is a chat up zone.

I've always assumed the booze aisle of Sainsbury's was a better place to find lonely people desperate for a shag.

I wonder if it is good for woman to woman chat. Starting a convo about prices and quality of open crotch pants. Or "that's a big one I'm not sure I could take all of that".
Nah, couldn't do it.

I might be wrong but I assume any man in Ann Summers would have gone in looking for a present for his other half or been marched in there by them…

What gives you the idea it’s a good place to meet someone there @Chatterlyssecret?

Any man who hangs around in Anne Summers wanting to chat to a lady in their buying anything would be a walking red flag to me

Agree. I would complain to shop staff. I would also be concerned about being followed when leaving.

Oh go on then, you've persuaded me. Which shop?

In defence of men, I can't see any suggestions in the question that they are hanging around Ann Summers. To me, it reads as the OP does and she's disappointed that men don't.

I don't find it remotely surprising that AS is a fruitless place to pick up men - surely any with any sense would expect to get arrested if that was their MO.

(If anyone does have suggestions for IRL male-FWB hunting grounds, other that the east stand of the local football stadium, please do share. #askingforafriend)

I imagine a few offers will be winging their way to you (to pass on to your friend) from here now - so she won't need to go hunting anywhere...!

Ha ha. Yeah, fair point, but anyone who DMs will have failed my friend's first test, because they don't know the difference between an internet forum and IRL. 🤣

😂😂

No, but then I’ve never been in there so that might be why.

Been to a few AS parties in my time, not met any guys there either 😂😂

Garden Centes - especially those with cafes .

Morning coffee or afternoon tea sessions

Not speaking from experience but there is a palpable sexual tension around the hardy perennials.

Well, that's the thing about your hardy perennials - they do come again and again and in all sorts of positions.

You would probably meet more men if you have a local football/rugby team where there’s a bar, or a pub that shows football. Our local pub has events on nearly every night, lots of singles go there for meet ups.

On the rare occasions I've been into an AS shop its been empty. So I don't think its a happy hunting ground for FWB's.

Aldi

Beautiful turn of phrase, are you Alan Bennett?

This is just bizarre…

The chances of meeting a decent attractive single man who’s not a perv in Ann Summers, and who happens to want a FWB specifically with you, must be a 1 in a billion shot.

Why would such a man be in Ann Summers in the first place?

And how often do you go in there to know there are hardly any men ever there?

Sounds more of a fantasy of yours that you’re fruitlessly wishing might translate into reality.

AS parties ? , that’s brought back memories of being asked to leave the house and go to the pub with your mates because the girls are coming round for an AS party.

Followed by quite a session when I got back after the girls had left.

Happy days.