Do you have time for a joke? So dh & I agree not to give presents but we of course get something small each for each other. Anyway I open mine and it’s this black rope thing at it says leash & im like hmm I’m not sure I should open this is front of the kids and dh clearly wants some kink lol then I read it properly & it’s a leg leash/rope for my ankle on my surfboard. I thought he was going all 50 shades 🤣