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Testicle size question

27 replies

TreacleTreat · 22/10/2023 17:04

Ok a very strange thing to be asking I’m sure. But I want to talk about this but can’t in real life.

I recently came out of a 20 year relationship and have now started seeing someone. His penis is over an inch bigger than my ex BUT I was shocked to find his balls are tiny.
I obviously have not mentioned this to him as I assume he will think they are normal.

But I wonder if it is normal for ball sizes to be so different in men?
I had been with people before my ex and I don’t recall any being different.
but now I’m with this new guy it’s got me wondering.

I would say my exes were the size of chicken eggs, if I cupped his balls they were a handful.
where as the new man they are like quails egg size. Really small. And it’s made me realise I like a handful.
is this odd? (His size) or do balls come in all shapes and sizes?
do small balls equal something? He has a high sex drive so it doesn’t affect that.

OP posts:
B1rd · 22/10/2023 17:21

Balls, like penises, come in different sizes. They do not dictate sex drive or anything else.

Ianz · 22/10/2023 17:22

😅 they do come in all sizes and shapes. Firm sack of testicles mean they wouldn't be hanging down near his knees when he's an old man 🙈

MorningWorkoutOrSleep · 22/10/2023 17:28

Google is your friend here. It might be indicative of a condition, it might be normal.

Hopefully we won't just get a load of men talking about their genitals in detail, some of them do seem to love doing that here.

TreacleTreat · 22/10/2023 17:31

I did google but it didn’t give any good answers.
i.e it was drawn images of the inside of the male anatomy.
or a wrote up on do small testicles equal a great dad?!

I guess it’s that comparing the two men they are either end of the testicle size scale so it’s very noticeable and got me thinking.
I’ll never mention it to him though. Don’t want to end up giving him a complex!

OP posts:
MorningWorkoutOrSleep · 22/10/2023 17:34

TreacleTreat · 22/10/2023 17:31

I did google but it didn’t give any good answers.
i.e it was drawn images of the inside of the male anatomy.
or a wrote up on do small testicles equal a great dad?!

I guess it’s that comparing the two men they are either end of the testicle size scale so it’s very noticeable and got me thinking.
I’ll never mention it to him though. Don’t want to end up giving him a complex!

Strange. I googled and there was lots of relevant information.

acpk55 · 22/10/2023 17:40

Just like boobs, balls come in sizes & has no effect in fertility or sex drive or anything really

TreacleTreat · 22/10/2023 17:42

@MorningWorkoutOrSleep

and what did you find? Anything worth reporting?

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MorningWorkoutOrSleep · 22/10/2023 17:43

TreacleTreat · 22/10/2023 17:42

@MorningWorkoutOrSleep

and what did you find? Anything worth reporting?

You want me to talk about testicles in detail to you? 🤔 No thanks. Just google, it's all there.

Opentooffers · 22/10/2023 18:13

Obviously they come in various sizes. Cant say I'm bothered, is it really that important to you? Surely penis size is the main concern?

OhDoSitDownAndShutUp · 22/10/2023 18:15

😂😂

Graasspp · 22/10/2023 21:01

Something weird on mn once about apes and testicle size...... silverback gorillas for example have tiny ones, because ..... well I can't remember why but it was to do with competition for women.

MinnieL · 22/10/2023 21:49

MorningWorkoutOrSleep · 22/10/2023 17:43

You want me to talk about testicles in detail to you? 🤔 No thanks. Just google, it's all there.

This comment was snarky and unnecessary especially seeing as this is the sex board. Any chance you’re FlagFatigue reincarnated?😆

Taxbreak · 22/10/2023 21:54

Someone I knew had some kind of hormonal problem and testicles the size of oranges. Not sure why his wife shared that - they were both in their eighties.

CrowdSurfing · 22/10/2023 22:36

This comment was snarky and unnecessary especially seeing as this is the sex board.

I’m usually a reader, not a poster on mumsnet, but I wanted to say I think it was a fair comment in light of the amount of posters that do seem to post asking for very specific details on this board. I’ve noticed an increase in the last couple of years of posters who do this. It’s a shame especially when posters are asking for help.

MinnieL · 22/10/2023 23:36

CrowdSurfing · 22/10/2023 22:36

This comment was snarky and unnecessary especially seeing as this is the sex board.

I’m usually a reader, not a poster on mumsnet, but I wanted to say I think it was a fair comment in light of the amount of posters that do seem to post asking for very specific details on this board. I’ve noticed an increase in the last couple of years of posters who do this. It’s a shame especially when posters are asking for help.

Oh of course. There are certainly some weirdo’s about but you can give people the benefit of doubt no? No need to explain in detail but the poster could have just added a link so that OP could have looked at it for themselves

DixonD · 23/10/2023 00:40

Ianz · 22/10/2023 17:22

😅 they do come in all sizes and shapes. Firm sack of testicles mean they wouldn't be hanging down near his knees when he's an old man 🙈

Oh my word 😂😂

CrowdSurfing · 23/10/2023 02:26

Oh of course. There are certainly some weirdo’s about but you can give people the benefit of doubt no? No need to explain in detail but the poster could have just added a link so that OP could have looked at it for themselves

It doesn’t make sense that the OP couldn’t find the information using google. It’s not exactly challenging. The whole thread is on the weird side and I wouldn’t have been providing links either.

MinnieL · 23/10/2023 08:17

Okay😆

xpc316e · 23/10/2023 08:20

Testicles the size of quail eggs are entirely normal; balls as big as chicken eggs are bigger than usual.

James123abc · 23/10/2023 11:48

Mine are not huge and are tight to my body some guys have very hanging ones loose to the body
we are naturists so have seen men and women of all shapes and sizes and there is a wide range of normal!

ScottishZoe · 24/10/2023 11:32

There is a wide range of ball sizes, I dated a guy a while back who had micro testicles, his penis was also small but not micro small.
Micro are less than 15mls, I think he told me that his were just 9ml and 12ml, Average is 15ml-24ml (I believe most are chicken egg sized), and macro is greater than 25ml (usually indicative of mental developmental problems apparently)

AristideBeauvoir · 24/10/2023 16:22

For as long as I remember I have only been intimately acquainted with one "set" which I guess are probably average size. I'm no expert but I'd bet he's perfectly normal.

Saying that and for all that we've been together a lot of years I've never really known what to do with his balls. They get the occasional cup with my hands and the odd kiss but I suspect there's a lot of untapped potential..😅

ScottishZoe · 25/10/2023 07:43

You can't say that you will get a whole bunch of men saying doesn't matter!

Do they really think a slim 4 incher could be as good as a nick thick 7incher?

acpk55 · 25/10/2023 08:15

ScottishZoe · 24/10/2023 11:32

There is a wide range of ball sizes, I dated a guy a while back who had micro testicles, his penis was also small but not micro small.
Micro are less than 15mls, I think he told me that his were just 9ml and 12ml, Average is 15ml-24ml (I believe most are chicken egg sized), and macro is greater than 25ml (usually indicative of mental developmental problems apparently)

Those are mostly caused by genetic disorders / issues, some males may have an extra chromosome but Microorchidism can be caused by mumps, so not necessarily inherited or genetic

Fragile X syndrome will cause macro in boys and other effects in girls ,

acpk55 · 27/10/2023 09:58

ScottishZoe · 25/10/2023 07:43

You can't say that you will get a whole bunch of men saying doesn't matter!

Do they really think a slim 4 incher could be as good as a nick thick 7incher?

And what would you say to a male relation of yours who had “slim 4 incher” ? Maybe a brother or son.

what would say were there chances of meeting someone, having a relationship, maybe starting a family ??

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