Shower head *designed* for masturbation!

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https://www.womanizer.com/uk/catalogsearch/result/?q=womanizer+wave&amnoroute

I know the shower head as sex toy discussion was a while ago but Womaniser have brought one out specifically for that purpose. Whatever will they think of next…?!

They must of read our thread 😜

....and whilst I was looking at it when I followed a link on here the other evening, there was an advert on the TV for lovehoney and it was mentioned.

It's a sign if you as me!

Fucking how much?? I am in the wrong line of work 🤣

I wonder if we posted our wish list spec for a sex toy here would it be taken up by someone? 😂
💭it must read me poetry in a gravelly Southern drawl whilst pummelling my G spot. Yes, I’d buy one of those!!

@Thisismysexforumname I’ve sent the link to DP…he sent me 3 laughing emojis back!
I think he’s on your wavelength!!

🤣🤣🤣

@Thisismysexforumname yes, exactly what he said too!! 😂

Well, if he wants to keep his wife happy 🤑🤑

Happy wife, happy life! The shower would not be a favourite venue for me, so I shall pass. I think I’d love to work for Womaniser, their ideas meetings (no idea of the proper term for them!!) must be so fun!

Whatever next.
But can you also shower with it?
Only a matter of time I think before some inept designer manufacturer of oscillating vibrating dancing washing machines remarkets them as female sex toys.

On the back of the other thread, I bought one of these! Arrived today, and I just spent 15 mins in the shower 😈 It's very nice indeed...the 'wave' bit is my favourite, it's very teasing, and the jet is so much better than on a standard head. Intensity slider good for a build up, and then the gentle rain shower is fine for a regular wash. It's not a powerful shower but I have a fixed head as well.
I have a shower stool so I sat on that for a better angle, and in case my legs gave way!!

I recommend, but think it's a bit overpriced. (I won on my premium bonds last month)

Oh yay! Great way to spend your win! 💗

It's another sign. The premium bonds also paid out for me this month.....

@MovingonfromMartin this is definitely your lucky month!!

I was wondering how you'd orgasm in the shower without falling over.

Yep. @VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia If the Womanizer Wave is sold on Amazon the section entitled "Frequently bought together" would probably include a shower seat. Maybe I could market a WWWW shower seat. The Wanking Whilst Washing aid for Women to be sold in conjunction with the Womanizer Wave.
Oh the alliteration joy

I really missed out here on a business idea, I have been using our shower head (hand held) to masturbate with for years! 🤔Normally it doesn't take long at all as the jet gets me in the right place but we also have a seat if my legs are going to go on me! 😂