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Marmite smell

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Hcherrs · 26/05/2023 12:58

Dh's downstairs/balls area smells a bit like marmite. Not strong, but noticed when you are down there.

I mentioned this to him and he meanly told me I smell of wee.

This is disastrous, really hate him right now

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MyusernameABC · 26/05/2023 13:51

Like the advert says: love it or hate it! You'll be saying he has a twiglet next.

FruitPastill · 26/05/2023 14:51

You'll be saying he has a twiglet next 😂
In all seriousness though, marmite is yeast extract isn't it? Could be an infection?

StarlightLady · 26/05/2023 16:21

Or, we are what we eat! Does he eat a lot of marmite?

If you give head to someone who has eaten asparagus you will know what I mean.

Catullus5 · 26/05/2023 19:25

StarlightLady · 26/05/2023 16:21

Or, we are what we eat! Does he eat a lot of marmite?

If you give head to someone who has eaten asparagus you will know what I mean.

Go on 🙂

Oldtadger · 27/05/2023 18:39

He was mean to say it then but given you pee from there it's probably true.

As for the marmite it could be yeasty. Does he itch a lot down there. Jock Itch maybe?

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