F*** machines

[Estherpologist]

Has anyone tried one of those machines that have thrusting dildos attached? I quite like the idea of them, but the difference in price between the cheap and expensive ones makes me wonder how much price is a factor. And they're not something you can fit in a bedside drawer. Are they really heavy to stop them moving while in use? And how noisy are they?

I guess I'm wondering, as you't can exactly take one for a test drive, are they worth the money and hassle?

In a word no
DP bought a cheap one for around £100. It's kind of fun for a dp with DP situation but it's unweildy and annoying to store. Unless you could get a really good expensive one with the space to set it up I wouldn't bother!

Not sure if Lovehoney sell them as its not something i have ever been interested in but they are really good with returns so might be worth looking on there

My partner and I both take turns with the F Machine Gigolo from Uberkinky. We're both obviously kinky people. And it's amazing. But to answer your question - yes it's noisy, especially at full throttle. If you have thin walls or floors, your neighbours may well be rolling their eyes.

And yes, it's heavy. It depends on your floor. If you are using it on wood floors are it's a tight fit, you'll find it does move backwards. It's easy to manage though. You can also get extra suckers to anchor it down.

They can be a mix of noises

I saw one in a sex shop recently and thought it looked like a lot of fun. I dont have the money or the space for one though. The lovely man in the shop let me see it in action and it was surprisingly quiet. I would definitely drown out the noise it makes 😆