Sex???

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I'm confused there's a sex category but when I talk about it it bans me???

Wait…what??!

I’ve just posted a thread on here and it was ok?

Yes, I can see you!

Not literally, that would be creepy AF!

GET OUT FROM THOSE BUSHES AND GO HOME!! 😂😂

@Surplus2requirements ssssshhhh! You’ve blown my cover!!

😂😂😂

Come in for some wine.

@Mermaidparades WHAT! I haven't blo....

Oh wait, I see what you mean 😖

@Kitanai you’re friendly, I like you 😁
🥂

@Surplus2requirements are you being salacious darling?

@Mermaidparades 😁 cheers! 🥂

But on a serious note, Carole next door is the type to take a picture and post on Facebook about perverts in bushes.

Don’t spend too long in the shrubbery.

My opposite neighbour was actually found in my other neighbour’s bushes (ha!) with no top on. He claims he had heard a noise and was investigating. In a very hidey manner…

@Kitanai i appreciate the warning. I bet she’s feeling left out, I’ll get some 🥂 for her too and we can all party 😁

@Softskinrocks clearly a good law abiding citizen 🤣

I do all my best detective work topless

He’s actually head of the neighbourhood watch if that makes a difference. Would that protect him from trespassing laws?? 🤣

@Softskinrocks dear lord!

You couldn't make it up could you?

Who ever is hiding behind my bins spying on me could you pass the recycling up that I dropped please

This musr be one of the most poinless thread ever but I did enjoy reading it.

I promise that I am dressed and not lurking in bushes or dustbins
I hope this continues as it is fun.

It is happening in Mornington Crescent.
So I have won

It’s always the ones you least suspect @Softskinrocks .
Likes watching the neighbours 🔎😂

Anyone near our bins, it's Tuesday and we've forgotten to put the food waste bin out, could you pop it at the end of the drive?

We're not doing anything other than poo picking the lawn and cleaning the air fryer, don't mind the topless but it is chilly so maybe put the string vest back on cos if the wind changes your nipples might stay that way forever.

Mornington Crescent sounds right up my street.

Especially the house at the end with all the 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾. Name on door, M. Parades.