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Partner like dirty talk.

32 replies

bluetalking · 24/02/2023 17:12

My partner of 2 years has confessed he actually likes dirty talk in the bedroom and wants me to talk it to him.

I have no clue what to say or what this really mean but want to try and meet his needs.

Can anyone help me out with a few dirty phrases that can guarantee to get him going?

OP posts:
Zola1 · 24/02/2023 17:16

Well isn't this a creepy feeling topic...have you never watched porn

MaryJean87 · 24/02/2023 17:29

Just tell him what you want to do to him and how much you're enjoying what he's doing to you, how much you like his body etc.

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 17:30

Well this doesn’t feel weird at all!

MaryJean87 · 24/02/2023 17:33

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 17:30

Well this doesn’t feel weird at all!

It's more weird to shame people for sex, like you're trying to do. This is the sex topic. If you can't cope with sex things don't open the thread.

Ayeitsme · 24/02/2023 17:40

Partner like dirty talk

And really poor grammar?

Justforlaffs · 24/02/2023 17:42

Erm….nope.

CharlotteOwlFace · 24/02/2023 17:43

This is what happens when the sex topic is in active ...

And how can anyone answer this? We don't know him or what weird shit he might like

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 17:44

I’m not shaming them. Merely implying that they may well not be who they say they are but be a man getting their rocks off to women saying dirty things on mn. Which I for one don’t want to facilitate.

Logburnerperils · 24/02/2023 17:45

Have you seen how much washing is in the laundry basket and my car is filthy are 2 of my faves

LaRitournelle · 24/02/2023 17:50

Why have you started another thread on this? You already posted one earlier today under a different name but had a NC fail?

CharlotteOwlFace · 24/02/2023 17:54

Ha ha. Busted

All people do in this board is troll between themselves

LaRitournelle · 24/02/2023 17:55

CharlotteOwlFace · 24/02/2023 17:54

Ha ha. Busted

All people do in this board is troll between themselves

I reported the first thread as soon as I saw it this morning as it was quite clearly wank fodder but obviously MNHQ have done nothing.

CharlotteOwlFace · 24/02/2023 17:57

@LaRitournelle well luckily there's a new post about how to rim properly so this forum is just a gift that keeps giving

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 18:00

@MaryJean87 so not so sure I’m a shamed now? 🙄

LaRitournelle · 24/02/2023 18:01

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 18:00

@MaryJean87 so not so sure I’m a shamed now? 🙄

That's probably OP with another name change anyway Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 24/02/2023 18:08

Ha! Probably @LaRitournelle. Trying to get us all going so to speak 😆

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/02/2023 18:12

"Vulva"

MermaidEyes · 24/02/2023 18:22

And Mumsnet say since the sex topic has been in Active they haven't noticed any more trolls popping up....

TheDuchessOfMN · 24/02/2023 18:26

Wow, man likes “dirty talk” shocker….

TheDuchessOfMN · 24/02/2023 18:26

*Like

My bad….

LaRitournelle · 24/02/2023 18:32

Hmmm OP seems to have gone quiet!

determinedtomakethiswork · 24/02/2023 19:58

Ayeitsme · 24/02/2023 17:40

Partner like dirty talk

And really poor grammar?

Too busy wanking to worry about grammar.

B1rd · 24/02/2023 22:13

Emily Willis is your friend and she's on Pornhub. She's exceptionally gifted in this area!

PinotPony · 25/02/2023 00:46

I call bullshit. How can you have a partner of 2 years and a husband of 8 years on your other thread?

Nice try. Now fuck off.

PickAChew · 25/02/2023 00:50

Tell him about the merits of various laundry detergents.

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