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Using my breasts

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Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 05:53

I’m planning a massage night for DP and I for this evening and was thinking it might be nice since we’ll both be slippery to use my breasts to masturbate him at the end. I know the current term for this but I don’t want to use it, it’s kinda crude!
I haven’t done this in about 20 years, I remember it used to feel really good for both of us. Does anyone have any tips to make the technique go smoothly?


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cantgetabus · 03/02/2023 06:10

Right

PotteringAlonggotkickedoutandhadtoreregister · 03/02/2023 06:12

Can’t use the term because it’s crude

happy to post this on mumsnet…

Thingshavebecomeweird · 03/02/2023 06:25

Spanish kiss

Squamata · 03/02/2023 06:25

Only use the very best margarine - lard is not a suitable substitute

A couple of custard creams before you get started should provide sustenance

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 06:34

I’m sorry you find my post offensive or weird or whatever the problem is! It’s the Sex Board! We’ve been happily giving each other tips and tricks for a while but Mumsnet sent us mainstream this week!

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Hawkins002 · 03/02/2023 06:39

Different lubes may help prevent friction ?

cunderthunt1 · 03/02/2023 06:44

Extra virgin olive oil

bloodymary100 · 03/02/2023 06:48

For the avoidance of doubt are you talking about a tit wank? Grin

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 06:53

@bloodymary100 yeah I am! It just sounds so porn-y to me, but the act is sensual iyswim!

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yorkshireteabagman · 03/02/2023 07:36

My DW is petite so not possible for us but cup your hands round to hold everything together. Have a wonderful night!

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 07:57

@yorkshireteabagman thank you! And same to you!

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notHarryagain · 03/02/2023 08:26

don't forget the swimming goggles 😄

Iloveabaconbutty · 03/02/2023 08:41

It's a lovely thing to do. My DW is also quite petit and when we do this it's normally with her kneeling above me, perhaps combined with oral.

After discovering a particularly good lube a few years ago (I'm just being a bit cautious about advertising the brand) we now use that for pretty much everything we do. We've not tried it for this yet but you've put in my mind a great idea!

Have a fantastic time!

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 08:49

@Iloveabaconbutty it’s been so long, I think I was just looking for some reassurance that it would be fun. Thank you, and you too!

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yorkshireteabagman · 03/02/2023 10:10

oh absolutely no doubt it will get him going 😁Enjoy

Rieslinger · 03/02/2023 14:07

@Judeisnotobscure well I might suggest something silicone based as you don't want to re-apply after you've begun. I for one am not a fan of the oils as they can be a little raspy.

I hope it goes really well, you get what you deserve 😜...oh and the tissues are just behind you slightly out of reach on the side...as usual!!

Hope you both have lots of lots of slippery fun!

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 14:22

Mr Rieslinger you never disappoint! Great advice and comfort measures chef’s kiss

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Hijinks75 · 03/02/2023 15:44

@Iloveabaconbutty, sorry not specifically about this post but to original OP do enjoy it’s a great feeling, what was that lube you don’t want to name, trying to find a good one

Iloveabaconbutty · 03/02/2023 16:14

@Hijinks75 I've pm'd you with that info

overtaxedunderling · 03/02/2023 19:58

@Judeisnotobscure You are quite right - a classy lady would offer mammary frottage.

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 20:44

@overtaxedunderling ha! I like that better, I’m keeping it!

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Lordofthebutterfloofs · 03/02/2023 20:46

Does nobody else find these really difficult? As soon as my boobs are lubey they are impossible to keep hold of 😂

IntentionalError · 03/02/2023 20:54

<Thinks tit wank might be fun>
<Peers down at A cup boobs>
Oh well…. 🙁

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 20:58

@Lordofthebutterfloofs see that’s what I’m worried about, I need tips from a pro at this!

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Lordofthebutterfloofs · 03/02/2023 21:50

Judeisnotobscure · 03/02/2023 20:58

@Lordofthebutterfloofs see that’s what I’m worried about, I need tips from a pro at this!

It's also really difficult to move them up and down and keep your boobs together. It makes for quite the awkward situation tbh.

The only thing I've read that might be easier is to lay on your back at the Ed of the bed and have your partner thrust between your boobs maybe with a soft bra on?

Never done it as I recall don't fancy getting teabagged in the face.

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