How quickly do you clean up

[Helpyou]

Just curious how quickly people clean up after he cums inside (PIV) ? When using condoms we tend to get rid of the condom pretty quickly.

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With my ex I used to remove the condom soon after pulling out otherwise, no easy way to put it, once my erection faded the semen would leak out otherwise. So remove it and tie the end...then back to post sex cuddles...distant memory now though..

Thanks! That's what we do at the moment. Just wondering how quickly people clean up post PIV without a condom

Toilet roll by the bed to mop up, cuddles, then toilet trip. Dh like to clean up quickly but I'm not so bothered, I'd rather cuddles and laze for a bit.

We have a glass of water next to the bed for cleaning up

I like lying there for ages with him inside. Eventually one of us shifts and we separate

Please explain how this works 😅😂

I have a glass of water by the bed for when I get thirsty 😝

Not this again

A glass of water? Interesting! I think I'll stick to tissue and then toilet after cuddles!

Hahaha oh no!!! That's how I found Mumsnet first time round 😂😂😂

Another penis beaker thread!

I'm not sure what the beaker references are about, but doesn't everyone's partner dunk their penis as a temporary clean up measure, before going to the bathroom?

What do you mean by dunk their penis? I've never had this happen but I guess this is where so many people don't talk openly that maybe I'm the odd one?

Omg penis beaker lives on. No dunking here just loo roll in the bedside drawer. Quick cuddle then clean up.

Hahaha crying with laughter here. Penis beaker was my first mumsnet experience too.

I love to lie there, au natural.

But I have been 'done' and there is zero risk of pregnancy! (It's soooooo liberating!)

Some tissue generally to hand, but its good to rest a while, the mess not mattering much

What goes around cums around! You can't stop a good penis beaker.

I always have tissues to hand, I like personally to wipe ASAP... don't really have an opinion on what my partner does.

A quick dunk in the water, swirl it round a bit, pat down with tissues, and back to cuddles

Few years ago I had UTI, and this one was antibiotic-resistant. So not only did I have 10 days of pain whenever I tried to pee, it also progressed into a kidney infection where I spent a night in A&E and had residual pain in my kidneys for few months. So now I go pee and clean up straight after intercourse, and then cuddle afterwards.

Being a bit of a strange sort i like my partner clean straight after cumming