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How quickly do you clean up

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Helpyou · 17/12/2022 13:53

Just curious how quickly people clean up after he cums inside (PIV) ? When using condoms we tend to get rid of the condom pretty quickly.


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Sparkybloke · 17/12/2022 18:00

With my ex I used to remove the condom soon after pulling out otherwise, no easy way to put it, once my erection faded the semen would leak out otherwise. So remove it and tie the end...then back to post sex cuddles...distant memory now though..

Helpyou · 18/12/2022 08:33

Thanks! That's what we do at the moment. Just wondering how quickly people clean up post PIV without a condom

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Choconut · 18/12/2022 08:35

Toilet roll by the bed to mop up, cuddles, then toilet trip. Dh like to clean up quickly but I'm not so bothered, I'd rather cuddles and laze for a bit.

Ionnn · 18/12/2022 08:41

We have a glass of water next to the bed for cleaning up

Crestaq · 18/12/2022 10:05

I like lying there for ages with him inside. Eventually one of us shifts and we separate

WhiskeyMakesMeFrisky · 18/12/2022 11:22

Ionnn · 18/12/2022 08:41

We have a glass of water next to the bed for cleaning up

Please explain how this works 😅😂

I have a glass of water by the bed for when I get thirsty 😝

Lost123454 · 18/12/2022 12:02

Ionnn · 18/12/2022 08:41

We have a glass of water next to the bed for cleaning up

Not this again

Helpyou · 18/12/2022 20:56

A glass of water? Interesting! I think I'll stick to tissue and then toilet after cuddles!

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Wakemeup17 · 18/12/2022 21:27

Lost123454 · 18/12/2022 12:02

Not this again

Hahaha oh no!!! That's how I found Mumsnet first time round 😂😂😂

CallieQ · 19/12/2022 01:18

Ionnn · 18/12/2022 08:41

We have a glass of water next to the bed for cleaning up

Another penis beaker thread!

Ionnn · 19/12/2022 08:47

I'm not sure what the beaker references are about, but doesn't everyone's partner dunk their penis as a temporary clean up measure, before going to the bathroom?

Helpyou · 19/12/2022 09:00

Ionnn · 19/12/2022 08:47

I'm not sure what the beaker references are about, but doesn't everyone's partner dunk their penis as a temporary clean up measure, before going to the bathroom?

What do you mean by dunk their penis? I've never had this happen but I guess this is where so many people don't talk openly that maybe I'm the odd one?

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LadyWhistledownsPen · 19/12/2022 18:15

Omg penis beaker lives on. No dunking here just loo roll in the bedside drawer. Quick cuddle then clean up.

dingdongdingdongsding · 19/12/2022 21:15

Hahaha crying with laughter here. Penis beaker was my first mumsnet experience too.

I love to lie there, au natural.

But I have been 'done' and there is zero risk of pregnancy! (It's soooooo liberating!)

zarek · 19/12/2022 21:41

Some tissue generally to hand, but its good to rest a while, the mess not mattering much

Mxflamingnoravera · 19/12/2022 22:49

What goes around cums around! You can't stop a good penis beaker.

Fentylipgloss · 19/12/2022 23:42

I always have tissues to hand, I like personally to wipe ASAP... don't really have an opinion on what my partner does.

Ionnn · 20/12/2022 07:40

Helpyou · 19/12/2022 09:00

What do you mean by dunk their penis? I've never had this happen but I guess this is where so many people don't talk openly that maybe I'm the odd one?

A quick dunk in the water, swirl it round a bit, pat down with tissues, and back to cuddles

Liveafr · 20/12/2022 11:45

Few years ago I had UTI, and this one was antibiotic-resistant. So not only did I have 10 days of pain whenever I tried to pee, it also progressed into a kidney infection where I spent a night in A&E and had residual pain in my kidneys for few months. So now I go pee and clean up straight after intercourse, and then cuddle afterwards.

Wonnle · 20/12/2022 12:52

Being a bit of a strange sort i like my partner clean straight after cumming

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