I can't tell anyone else in the world, so I'm sharing with you lot. I used to be a regular on another account, can't remember my name then.
My partner is an engineer and loves well designed solid machines. I've been wanting to incorporate a vibe into our times together and got out my bullet but I'd got the impression he was a bit reluctant. Until the last time I went round to his. He had a machine sold as a massager. A big vintage silver piece of metal machinery, very upmarket. It was dynamite. Intensely strong. No way was I going to use it without the protection of briefs. He was impressed by my enthusiasm and I find it so funny that he had dug out this equipment he'd had for some long ago injury, such mega machinery that put my little bits of plastic to shame. I suppose it's not so funny if you don't know his perfectionist nature but I find it very funny. And a rather nice bit of kit.