'Playing' at work...

Funberry · 2022-09-26T11:15:09+00:00

Following from a conversation I was having with someone, I was curios to see how many people have masturbated at work? Is is something you've done often or one off? Ever been caught? I have a few times...but never caught, and its only been when I've been really worked up and can't wait!

Wakemeup17 · 26/09/2022 13:39

I have once or twice. Never got caught.

cookiecreammmpie · 26/09/2022 14:22

A few times yes, usually on my dinner break in the toilet. I've never been caught.

CuriousD · 26/09/2022 16:24

Easy if you work from home a great deal.

Thisismysexforumname · 26/09/2022 19:25

CuriousD · 26/09/2022 16:24

Easy if you work from home a great deal.

I work from home 4 days a week 😉🤣

GillianB82 · 26/09/2022 21:27

All the time. When you need it, you need it. Once I didn't realise there was someone else in the cubicle next to mine, so I had a jolly good time and didn't worry about the noises I was making. I'm just not someone who can cum silently - so I didn't. Then I heard someone flush next to me. I could have died. There wasn't even any mistaking my noises for someone pooing or anything, I knew it was clear as day that I'd fingered myself.

I stayed in that toilet another 20 minutes fearing that whoever that person was would be waiting outside to find out who the masturbator was. Fortunately the coast was clear so I got away with it, I've been a lot more careful since! Funny in hindsight but excruciating at the time.

rudeboy1977 · 26/09/2022 23:19

A few times when I was the only one in the office. Long ago, before I knew better, I did leave behind a browser trail that caused me some trouble, but I never got caught while in the act.

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Funberry · 27/09/2022 14:17

GillianB82 · 26/09/2022 21:27

All the time. When you need it, you need it. Once I didn't realise there was someone else in the cubicle next to mine, so I had a jolly good time and didn't worry about the noises I was making. I'm just not someone who can cum silently - so I didn't. Then I heard someone flush next to me. I could have died. There wasn't even any mistaking my noises for someone pooing or anything, I knew it was clear as day that I'd fingered myself.

I stayed in that toilet another 20 minutes fearing that whoever that person was would be waiting outside to find out who the masturbator was. Fortunately the coast was clear so I got away with it, I've been a lot more careful since! Funny in hindsight but excruciating at the time.

Oh no! Ha ha, how embarrassing

but then I’d love it if I heard a lady fingering herself like that!

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GillianB82 · 27/09/2022 15:37

@Funberry I know, it's hot isn't it? There's nothing like the sound of fingers flicking a wet clitoris. I myself love watching female masturbation and I'd happily listen to someone else's (and I have) but to be caught that way was just embarrassing. Even if they'd mistaken the wet sound for something else, what would have given it away was me whispering "oh fffuck..." at the end. I always say it when I climax, I can't help it, it's like a reflex. So yeah, pretty damning.
I kept thinking the listener would spread the rumour around the office and I'd have to pretend to be horrified that someone had done that, but surprisingly it never got mentioned. Either that, or they all knew it was me and they laughed amongst themselves but saved me the embarrassment. Hopefully not!

IrishGuy22 · 27/09/2022 17:22

When my wife (then girlfriend) got together first, this was something we engaged in quite a bit! Some innocent enough “how’s your day going?” texts sometimes turned a little hot and eventually we’d both get carried away and have the urge to visit our respective work bathrooms. It was very very exciting at the time I have to say, and to this day it still turns me on thinking back to those occasions.

It used to drive me crazy thinking of her dropping her pants in the work bathroom and fingering herself to orgasm after our raunchy chats…! Quite mind blowing and I’d come myself very quickly too…. She admitted one time that she did moan a bit on climax and was afraid she might have been heard…

Sadly it doesn’t happen very much anymore although I’d love to do it more often….

yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah · 27/09/2022 22:09

Of course!
I love doing it whilst being paid

BabyST · 28/09/2022 11:55

I love doing this when I have the urge. I make myself wet at my desk and then go to the bathroom to cum

Rudeboi · 28/09/2022 14:28

BabyST · 28/09/2022 11:55

I love doing this when I have the urge. I make myself wet at my desk and then go to the bathroom to cum

That's HOTTTT!

MovingonfromMartin · 28/09/2022 22:25

I think the one time that I retreated to a work loo in such a state that I had to masturbate rates highly as one of my quickest and most successful fingering session that I have ever performed on myself. I expected a round of applause when I finished it was that good. I smiled a lot at work that day!

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Funberry · 29/09/2022 10:56

I just love this thought! Very hot indeed....

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SNWannabe · 30/09/2022 22:31

Oh god, no. Far too much elderly flesh, poop and generally not an environment conducive to sexual excitement... I'd actually feel wrong to do that at work, and what they say about nursing is true- we are too bloody busy to be wanking at work!

Runaround50 · 30/09/2022 22:41

@SNWannabe totally agree!
I'm a TA in a SEN school and haven't got the time to breath, let alone ' play' !!

What do these 'work time wankers', do for a living I wonder?? Not a lot by the sound of it!

MovingonfromMartin · 30/09/2022 22:47

I'm a teacher.

MovingonfromMartin · 30/09/2022 22:52

It was a quiet day for a change. 30 years of teaching. 1 quiet day!

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 08:02

MovingonfromMartin · 30/09/2022 22:47

I'm a teacher.

Grim. Really grim.
I was literally just going to comment on the previous post, to say that working in a school as I do, is hardly an environment where I should feel the urge to wank!

And yes, I hardly have time to eat let alone hide in the loo wanking 🙄

Sparkybloke · 01/10/2022 08:46

@crosbystillsandmash None of us know the complete situation. I know several teachers. They all work on long after the kids are gone. They all go in over the summer break to prepare for the new year. Who knows..movingonfrommartin was probably working out of hours and maybe had a sexy message from her hubby or partner..this is a sex topic and being in education should make no difference to being in an office or factory. If you get the ick from sex threads maybe don't read them..

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 09:09

@Sparkybloke
I most definitely do not get the 'ick' reading threads on here 🙄

But from experience of working in many schools, I find the concept of someone masturbating in one beyond grim.
Even in the staff toilets you can generally hear the sound of children talking, laughing etc
Do you not find that disturbing? If you have dc of you own would you be ok with this?

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 09:12

Sparkybloke · 01/10/2022 08:46

@crosbystillsandmash None of us know the complete situation. I know several teachers. They all work on long after the kids are gone. They all go in over the summer break to prepare for the new year. Who knows..movingonfrommartin was probably working out of hours and maybe had a sexy message from her hubby or partner..this is a sex topic and being in education should make no difference to being in an office or factory. If you get the ick from sex threads maybe don't read them..

Even if I stay hours after 3pm there are clubs, after school care etc still going on.
Yes the building maybe half empty but it's very rare for there to be no children there.

MovingonfromMartin · 01/10/2022 09:50

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 08:02

Grim. Really grim.
I was literally just going to comment on the previous post, to say that working in a school as I do, is hardly an environment where I should feel the urge to wank!

And yes, I hardly have time to eat let alone hide in the loo wanking 🙄

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Thanks for the judgement. Duly noted. As @Sparkybloke has said, you know nothing about any circumstances involved. If you are unhappy with that then feel free not to do it yourself but I had a marvellous time thanks 🤪👏👏🥳

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 10:52

@MovingonfromMartin
You're most welcome.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who works in a school that's finding this grim but you do you.

MovingonfromMartin · 01/10/2022 11:50

crosbystillsandmash · 01/10/2022 10:52

@MovingonfromMartin
You're most welcome.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who works in a school that's finding this grim but you do you.

I am well aware of your opinion. Thank you for telling me again. I will not be made to feel dirty or like a bad teacher because I did it once in a situation that you know nothing about. I enjoyed it. I was not going to be seen or heard by any pupils (obviously) and I was quick because, as you know it's a hectic, busy and stressful job and I had stuff to do. I do smile though every time I run into that cubicle, like I did on Friday at the end of the day when I'd not had time to go all day!