Kinky mad scientist

[PinotPony]

My DP has a fabulous imagination for bondage ideas frequently involving predicament play and edging.

He's really surpassed himself though with his latest invention. He's wired a heart monitor to my Doxy wand with a switch and, if my heart rate goes over a certain level, it cuts out. Cue me desperately trying to control my heart rate as I'm about to cum! It's so frustrating... I keep turning the bloody thing off! I'm trying to breathe and think calm thoughts but to no avail. DP is highly entertained. Bastard. 😂

Any other kinky mad scientists out there?

Or any ideas how to lower one's heart rate whilst cumming?!

Oh @PinotPony - I love your posts!
fwiw, I don't think you can control heart rate whilst orgasming. The French call it "Le petit mort" - the "little death", because we temporarily lose conscious control over ourselves for a second or two.

I'd say a pair of pliers would be of use!

@AverageGuy I dated a guy with the user name Petit Mort once - scary dude with a questionable view on safe words!

I assume the suggested pliers are to disable the device rather than for use on me! I couldn't do that... he spent so much time building it and is very proud of his invention. 😍

You wouldn't believe the planning and plotting that goes on amongst my kinky friends. The ideas that are shared. The carpentry skills involved! 😂

Oh well... I guess I shall just have to continue to suffer... how awful..!

Carpentry? Blimey. Or are the splinters part of the fun...?

Haha! No splinters... but one of my friends built this and I'm very jealous of his talents...

Heavens, that's one of the narrowest picnic tables I've ever seen! It does look very comfy though.

You do have some interesting friends @PinotPony!

I could probably do the woodwork, but would need someone to help with the upholstery... (How about that for a double entendre! - or is it just me...) Oh and help testing it out...

All these crafty people that she knows - I can't help thinking there must be a good TV series in there. Something like the Bake-Off or the Sewing Bee, for the post-watershed.

@everywhichway - or channel 5.... The Great British Bonk off?

Nice. This autumn season is starting to look good - we've had Strictly Cum Dancing suggested on one of the other threads.

You two make me laugh out loud! 😂😂

Well, you frighten the bloody life out of me! (Love ya though)

I'm a softie really. Don't tell anyone though... 😘

If you can't laugh when having / talking baout sex, then you're doing it wrong...

All I can say is that I really want to try to beat your DPs machine. There must be some sort of breathing technique to slow the heartrate. He sounds fantastically inventive!!! You lucky lady xx

You have to orgasm mindfully...

I like that idea.

What about Bonkity Bonk....a game of filling in the

Both hosted by Dick and Dom?

Hmmm ... Nice work !

I've seen people modify an IKEA workbench before now if you're not quite as talented.