Sex injuries

[Danceswithwhippets]

Have you ever had an injury while having sex?

Nothing too nasty please, this is light-hearted.

Here’s mine. Things once got very enthusiastic with my girlfriend and one of us zigged when they should have zagged. The result was that my face collided with her back, and I had the mother of all nose-bleeds. There was blood all over the place, which halted proceedings.

Not personally injured, but once broke a bed leg in an hotel. 🥺

We broke the bed on our honeymoon in Malta, was quite embarrassing calling reception but also funny at the same time

Only pride :-/

When you're really getting into it and the dick pulls out too far and then slams in again too hard but misses the entrance. Think most can probably relate to this.

Is this post genuine?!

@Tricolourcat
Yes it is, and i've remembered another one. It's so much of my everyday life it slipped my mind.
Some years ago my partner and I were getting it on and didn't make it out of the living room. We were doing it doggy-style and I accidentally kneeled on her belt buckle, she hadn't fully taken her jeans off.
Oh the pain. I'm reminded of the session ever since, walking is OK but I get twinges when running.

My DW and I broke her bed at Uni, do Fanny Farts count?

At a sex party in a lovely Airbnb cottage. Beautiful wooden beams and solid wooden floors.

I'd taken my swing on the off chance there was somewhere to hang it and, fortunately, one of the beams in the bedroom had a sort of pull up exercise bar so we attached it to that.

In the throes of passion, and admittedly after a few too many G&Ts, my friend fell backwards out of the swing and landed with a thud on her head.

Thankfully she was only mildly concussed but there was an awful moment when we all looked at each other and wondered if we'd be able to clear away all the sex toys and discarded lingerie before the ambulance arrived!

We dragged a mattress onto the floor the following night... 😂

@PinotPony
I'd taken my swing on the off chance there was somewhere to hang it

Next time avoid AirbnB and look into Centre Parcs. The trees are more reliable.

My father managed to break a toe when my mother pulled the sheet away.

Going at it a bit too enthusiastically smashed the side of my face / into the drawers ( split and black eye )

Not sure if it counts as non accidental but having some very noticeable markings on the bum then being admitted to hospital unrelated and getting some very thorough questioning from nurses!

One overenthusiastic hand motion while she was wanking me off resulting in my frenulum tearing, me crying, lots of blood and no sex for sometime.

It wasn't an injury as such, but once I had been cooking and had chopped a couple of chilli's 🌶..... He certainly got a shock when I touched his penis!!

Been there @MarianaMassimo a fiery foof is not good