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Just because why not - what's the most unusual place you've had sex/masturbated?

99 replies

SurferBoy02 · 17/01/2022 13:53

Mine's in a car on the side of a country lane, in the daylight.

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LowlyTheWorm · 25/01/2022 01:53

Disabled toilet in a church.
At a government building on a big meeting table- not during a meeting.
In a tent while our friends slept.. separate compartments.

bedtimeisthebest · 25/01/2022 06:58

I went with my then partner to the office I had keys to and we had sex, on different occasions, on my desk, the manager's desk, in reception, on the board office table and best of all, on the balcony staff used for breaks.

itsalldramaramarama · 25/01/2022 22:49

In a hospital side ward ! He was bed bound with a knee injury but didn't stop us at visiting time !!

Hawkins001 · 26/01/2022 23:28

Some.of these are omg others are holy smokes

Ark10 · 01/03/2022 13:41

Had sex on the balcony of our hotel in Cancun was amazing!

JellybabyGina87 · 01/03/2022 14:41

Hospital bed after giving birth ( masturbated)

GentlemanJayFab · 01/03/2022 17:54

Had sex in a bird hide at a nature reserve. Nearly caught by the rangers.

Fentylipgloss · 02/03/2022 05:45

These aren't all full sex, a lot are, but some are just fingering or oral ... I sound so classy - but most happened when I was much much younger! Now I'm old I prefer comfort and support of my aching joints 

Sun lounger on a beach in Florida (at night - he was Canadian and a literal skater boi... I was easily pleased back in 1991).

Nightclub booth.

Dance floor.

  • Car bonnet in a field (multiple times)

  • Gave my ex a BJ while he was driving.

Walking back to my hotel in Tenerife against a tree.

  • A Changing room.

  • Public swimming pool (very discreet, but quite easily done).

Somewhere in Magaluf ... it was out in the open and I was very drunk! Just know it happened!

A balcony in Tenerife.

Walking home at night against a lamppost in Cairns Australia.

  • Cinema.

  • Countless lay-bys

  • My desk at work/his desk at work

Pub toilet.

  • Walking through a beautiful field in the summer, it was as delightful as it sounds - so romantic.

Park bench.

  • Many car parks.

I was closing for the pub I worked in and managed a quickie over the pool table.

(the * all denotes that it was with one particular ex. I was young at the time and clearly wanted it ANYWHERE/ANY TIME).

chocolateonmyface · 02/03/2022 23:52

In the speaker demo room of a Hifi shop.

Full sex with both of us having great orgasms

bedtimeisthebest · 03/03/2022 09:50

In the changing rooms in George at Asda.

Man1974 · 03/03/2022 19:44

@bedtimeisthebest

In the changing rooms in George at Asda.
Poor George

Or not Wink

phlaps · 03/03/2022 22:24

@chocolateonmyface was it an enRichering experience? 😘

easterdaffsx · 03/03/2022 22:52

I'm a field under a huge full moon and I actually howled !

bedtimeisthebest · 06/03/2022 11:40

Yesterday, I had my first ever outdoor MM intimacy with my wife's FWB.

I was driving us all to a pub for a meal and we were talking about the things the two of them had done earlier that day (It's a thing we do, don't judge).

He was in the front seat and asked if the talk was turning me on. I said it was (as he knew it would be) so he unzipped me and started masturbating me,

Luckily we were on a quiet road, quite countryfied, so we pulled over and he finished me off with a BJ, whilst my wife watched. (This has happened before, only ever indoors)

Some traffic did pass, but we got no hooting so guess nobody was aware,

easylemonsqueezy · 06/03/2022 16:42

@bedtimeisthebest

Yesterday, I had my first ever outdoor MM intimacy with my wife's FWB.

I was driving us all to a pub for a meal and we were talking about the things the two of them had done earlier that day (It's a thing we do, don't judge).

He was in the front seat and asked if the talk was turning me on. I said it was (as he knew it would be) so he unzipped me and started masturbating me,

Luckily we were on a quiet road, quite countryfied, so we pulled over and he finished me off with a BJ, whilst my wife watched. (This has happened before, only ever indoors)

Some traffic did pass, but we got no hooting so guess nobody was aware,

🙄 Yuk
justanotherremainer · 06/03/2022 22:58

In a car just off the New Jersey Turnpike

minecraft98 · 07/03/2022 05:52

In the coal mining exhibit of my local museum.

chocolateonmyface · 07/03/2022 06:45

It was fun, but it wasn’t Richer Sounds, it was an independent.

bedtimeisthebest · 07/03/2022 07:39

Ahh. You chose to judge!

easylemonsqueezy · 07/03/2022 07:54

@bedtimeisthebest

Ahh. You chose to judge!
Do what you like in private, it was the comment about no cars hooting which implied you wanted to be seen. Grim
Phlaps · 07/03/2022 09:59

@chocolateonmyface

It was fun, but it wasn’t Richer Sounds, it was an independent.
Big woofer? BANGED & Olufsen, etc Grin
bedtimeisthebest · 07/03/2022 17:15

easylemonsqueezy Mon 07-Mar-22 07:54:29
bedtimeisthebest

Ahh. You chose to judge!

Do what you like in private, it was the comment about no cars hooting which implied you wanted to be seen.
Grim.

God no. I'd have been mortified if anyone had seen us. My comment meant I was pleased no one had.

I enjoy outdoor sex but it's not for public consummation.

Sorry if it came across differently.

I don't object to being naked on a nudist beach but certainly wouldn't want sex there.

easylemonsqueezy · 07/03/2022 17:33

@bedtimeisthebest

easylemonsqueezy Mon 07-Mar-22 07:54:29 bedtimeisthebest

Ahh. You chose to judge!

Do what you like in private, it was the comment about no cars hooting which implied you wanted to be seen.
Grim.

God no. I'd have been mortified if anyone had seen us. My comment meant I was pleased no one had.

I enjoy outdoor sex but it's not for public consummation.

Sorry if it came across differently.

I don't object to being naked on a nudist beach but certainly wouldn't want sex there.

So I suggest you word your posts more sensibly.
mags1862 · 07/03/2022 18:02

Hotel room balcony under the setting sun in Sri Lanka , moved me to tears ,

easylemonsqueezy · 07/03/2022 21:25

@bedtimeisthebest

easylemonsqueezy Mon 07-Mar-22 07:54:29 bedtimeisthebest

Ahh. You chose to judge!

Do what you like in private, it was the comment about no cars hooting which implied you wanted to be seen.
Grim.

God no. I'd have been mortified if anyone had seen us. My comment meant I was pleased no one had.

I enjoy outdoor sex but it's not for public consummation.

Sorry if it came across differently.

I don't object to being naked on a nudist beach but certainly wouldn't want sex there.

I think it's all in your imagination love Jog on

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