Ch 4 documentary / Am I closed minded?

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Have just been watching the (predictably crap) “Sex in Lockdown” documentary with Anna Richardson (I think it’s a repeat). It listed what are supposedly the most common household items used in the bedroom during lockdown: Glass table / vacuum cleaner / high heels / sponges / broomstick / mirror / feather duster / rubber gloves / silk scarf / spatula (apparently in that order!).

I completely get some of them (like the dusters, gloves, scarves etc), but are there really a sizeable proportion of the British population using glass tables and vacuum cleaners during sex? My mind just boggles at what these people are even doing with them?!

Ffs 🤦‍♀️

Mine too

That sounds complete nonsense. Glass table is very 'specialist' imo. They made some daft list and paid a few people to tick some boxes. Try adding 'bed' to that list.

I suspect the vacuum cleaner is used to clean the broken glass from having sex on the glass table!

Glass table? Glass is cold to the touch! Also, that sounds very dangerous!

I never understood why a few men had a thing about female nurse’s uniforms, now l do! You can create your own A&E department at home! 😂

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I suspect the vacuum cleaner is used to clean the broken glass from having sex on the glass table!

That’s funny, how would you explain a large gash in your backside when you present at A&E

“Well, there was this thing on the telly about sex and glass tables, and we thought we would give it a go…”

The closest I get to being a nurse is doing a lft.

I think that list was gathered from saucy shows of the 80’s/90’s.

Or maybe the guy is using the vacuum cleaner to make his cock look bigger 😆 Joking aside, some of those things are baffling, maybe we’ll have some posters come along soon and enlighten us all on what they’re used for.

I didn't see this show, but an old friend of mine was married to a guy from the Middle East who says her husband had a particular like (I mention his origins as she said it was very popular where they lived!) for lying under a glass table while his wife (my friend!) pooped on the table, or played with herself. Just weird glass table voyeurism.
I've not asked anyone else if this is their thing and my ex was from the ME and it definitely wasn't. So who knows. Sorry if you're reading glass table friend!!!