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What do you call yours?!

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Lilolily · 05/10/2021 03:08

Its a weird thing. I am quite partial to a bit of sexy messaging/building anticipation, even erotica at times but I have a real problem with describing words for ME!

His parts no issue, cock, dick etc but, I don’t know I always feel daft saying words to describe my ladyparts! I think they all sound silly or terrible!

What do you call yours? (During sex or when talking about?)

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bedtimeisthebest · 05/10/2021 06:45

I always think the good old fashioned C word is powerful and erotic used in the right way.

It certainly turns me on and my FWB loves to use it.

Ladywholoveswine · 05/10/2021 09:15

Foof, just kidding 😂

I like the word pussy, if there was bedroom talk.

Cascascascas · 05/10/2021 15:29

@Lilolily

Pussy or foof fu

Cascascascas · 05/10/2021 15:30

@Lilolily

Ladies garden makes me laugh

ScottishZoe · 05/10/2021 15:32

Not a fan of the C word, pussy works for me but tend to avoid talking about / naming it

bedtimeisthebest · 05/10/2021 17:04

I don't actually mind most names, whatever the woman wants to call it. is what I'll call it

I don't like the word fanny however. Like 'titties' it sounds like something kids at school would use.

Ladywholoveswine · 05/10/2021 17:20

@bedtimeisthebest

I don't actually mind most names, whatever the woman wants to call it. is what I'll call it

I don't like the word fanny however. Like 'titties' it sounds like something kids at school would use.

Fanny reminds me of school too, the boys used to call it a fanny or a minge 🤦🏼‍♀️
PinotPony · 05/10/2021 19:00

Can't go far wrong with pussy. I find the word c*nt very abrasive but it works in some settings...

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Lilolily · 05/10/2021 20:36

This did make me chuckle and I learnt a few new ones!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMt8YqK0VQ

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Sexytimeusername · 06/10/2021 07:32

I really like Erica Jong's favourite, "quim", but it's not widely used, so I tend to go with "pussy" in bed and "fanjo" for everyday, and the proper vagina or vulva if I'm talking to a medical professional (and I am a pedant about which is which I'm afraid!)

TheWifesLad · 06/10/2021 08:40

My wife always said fanny, but I prefer pussy and she has largely switched to that. It may make more adventurous couples laugh, but it took years before I dared to use the C word with her. Then one night when we were having sex I told her she had a lovely cunt. Afterwards I asked her if that had offended her and she said on the contrary it had turned her on. Since then we both use the C word but it is reserved for sexy situations and definitely not for casual use.

Inthesameboatatmo · 06/10/2021 19:18

I am half romani ,and the romani word for it is minj that is how it is spelt not minge .
Yes yes I know it is now widely used in a derogatory way but it is what is unfortunately .

Inthesameboatatmo · 06/10/2021 20:53

I'm half romani so I call mine the romani word which is minj yes that's how it's spelt, not minge lol.
Quite unfortunate at times but it is what it is 🤣

Wherearemymarbles · 06/10/2021 22:59

Ha! Quim - not heard that word for ages. Harks back to 80’s porn mags and her ‘Quivering quim’

We tend to use Fanny. Neither of us have ever liked pussy.

Estherpologist · 07/10/2021 09:03

Foufou in polite company.
Pussy at sexy time.
I think I'd use quim if I had someone to sext with.
Cunt when it's "come here and fuck me" time.
There are some words I don't like, as they don't feel respectful. And ladygarden makes me think of Maggie Thatcher after I saw a title of a porn film as "The Iron Ladygarden".

Inthesameboatatmo · 07/10/2021 11:01

My mn app is so slow posting so apologies for the 2 posts .

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Lilolily · 07/10/2021 18:38

I’m so glad it’s not just me that struggles with this! The names are really pretty crap aren’t they?
I have used pussy in the end but I don’t like it and I can’t ever see myself saying it out loud.

It’s alright boys - kitteh’s been fed 😂

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SirenSays · 07/10/2021 19:15

Pussy is alright but it's no Squish Mitten 😂

Namechangedyorkshire · 08/10/2021 05:48

@TheWifesLad "Then one night when we were having sex I told her she had a lovely cunt. Afterwards I asked her if that had offended her and she said on the contrary it had turned her on. Since then we both use the C word but it is reserved for sexy situations and definitely not for casual use."

My DH was similar. Always used pussy which I liked but one night he used the C word when we were very aroused and playing and I found it incredible powerful and arousing. He likes using it now in bed especially if talking dirty to me

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Lilolily · 08/10/2021 08:26

Well, after de-fuzzing completely for the first time ever (not my style but when the half you would like to keep (middle but) has already departed, not a lot of choice!) I have a new word - angry cave! Jesus I always thought it was quite sweet looking but good god it’s like one of those evil looking skin cats! 😂

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Estherpologist · 11/10/2021 00:02

If it's any consolation, next time you see a completely shaved gentleman's bits, try not to think fat-prawn-with-a-fatter-arse. #sorryboys

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Lilolily · 11/10/2021 23:08

😂

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Stargazingharbor · 12/10/2021 10:53

If its causel talk its vagina.
In bed or sexy talk with my dh. Always pussy. Though if his talking causel its normally Fanny.

Freddy12 · 14/10/2021 23:50

Pussy works well here in the bedroom
Maybe foo foo etc outside

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