How to hire an escort

[FartyBumCheeks]

So, my FWB and I have decided to have a threesome.
We decided the best way to go about this would be to hire a professional, but I have no idea where to start!
Can anyone here offer any advice/give any, ahem, pointers?

Erm that's absolutely not the best way. You might catch something. And prostitutes are often vulnerable and don't want to be in that situation.

Advertise on one of the many swingers sites.

You could try here.

www.bookaclassic.co.uk/ford-escort-essex-2/

Try the Adultwork website

Adultwork or fabswingers

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A 2 tonne trolley jack and a pair of axle stands normally does the trick

A threesome with another woman I'm guessing? Unicorns are hard to find, good luck with that