Just had sex and I said...

[gollygeee]

Just had sex with dp and as he pulled out to finish the deed I said 'golly gee' at the unbelievable amount of cum!

Then realising how ridiculous that must have sounded I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter which ended with him giving up and leaving me in the living room snorting my head off while he went up to bed.

Aibu to think I'm not the only one who says the most ridiculous things before, during and after doing the deed?

It's lunchtime here in Melbourne and you've put me right off the cream cheese I was smearing on a cracker when I opened the thread.

Do you overshare this much IRL?

I remember one Sunday afternoon with my ex dp.
We were midway through sex and I caught a whiff of the roast he was cooking for us. Without thinking I just blurted out " how long do you think dinner will be?"
Really dented his ego.

Sex in the Living Room?

How uncouth

I’ve Nc’d specially.

@Furrybutts

I remember one Sunday afternoon with my ex dp. We were midway through sex and I caught a whiff of the roast he was cooking for us. Without thinking I just blurted out " how long do you think dinner will be?" Really dented his ego.

Food is very important! ;)

I’ve Nc’d specially
OP?

Nope. Me.

Not me :) I did name change for this though... just in case someone irl ever hears me inadvertently spit out the term golly gee and puts two and two together

Sounds like something Ned Flanders would say

I once said "look at him go!" and we both couldn't stop laughing 😆

In Ireland 'Gee' is a horrible word..pronounced with a hard G ...that means vagina..

I dont know why I laughed. It's a horrible word here. I never say it.

🤔

No, but your probably one of the few who would start a thread about it. Are you Chloe whatsherface (Richard & Judy's daughter)?. I only ask because she seems to think folk would be interested in the details of her sex life too.

I’m in a massive strop with my insomnia and a migraine and golly gee this made me laugh. Thanks, OP. 😂

Gosh! Aren’t you a right one?

@gollygeee

Just had sex with dp and as he pulled out to finish the deed I said 'golly gee' at the unbelievable amount of cum!

Then realising how ridiculous that must have sounded I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter which ended with him giving up and leaving me in the living room snorting my head off while he went up to bed.

Aibu to think I'm not the only one who says the most ridiculous things before, during and after doing the deed?

What was he finishing up of you 'golly gee'd' at all the semen?

What was he finishing up of you 'golly gee'd' at all the semen?
....the sex?

When lockdown stops my 80 odd year old neighbour is going to get funny looks down the co-op if your logic is anything to go by.

When lockdown stops my 80 odd year old neighbour is going to get funny looks down the co-op if your logic is anything to go by
What? Has my brain just broken down tonight? I cant make sense of anything 🤣

@Notimeforaname

When lockdown stops my 80 odd year old neighbour is going to get funny looks down the co-op if your logic is anything to go by What? Has my brain just broken down tonight? I cant make sense of anything 🤣

Because only 80 year olds use golly gee I think ;)

I remember reading a lot of Virginia Andrew's books when I was younger and there was one particular one where the main girl was saying ' golly gee' throughout... think it was flowers in the attic

@NoFeedyDaMuppet

When lockdown stops my 80 odd year old neighbour is going to get funny looks down the co-op if your logic is anything to go by.

Hahaha... I feel for her

@ABitOfAShitShow

I’m in a massive strop with my insomnia and a migraine and golly gee this made me laugh. Thanks, OP. 😂

Glad someone else found it amusing... hope your migraine goes!

@Notimeforaname

In Ireland 'Gee' is a horrible word..pronounced with a hard G ...that means vagina..

I didn't know that 😅

I'd be saying more than golly gee of he'd just wanted a huge of semen around my living room. Condom??