Just had sex and I said...

[gollygeee]

Just had sex with dp and as he pulled out to finish the deed I said 'golly gee' at the unbelievable amount of cum!

Then realising how ridiculous that must have sounded I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter which ended with him giving up and leaving me in the living room snorting my head off while he went up to bed.

Aibu to think I'm not the only one who says the most ridiculous things before, during and after doing the deed?

[muststopdrinking]

Gee is much nicer sounding than cunt. Whimsical, musical perhaps. That's if you're nice, I prefer cunt. You know where you stand with cunt.

[WineInTheWillows]

Is golly gee for when golly gosh is just too hardcore?

Also, are you using pulling out as a method of contraception? If so, maybe consider a different one- it's not terribly reliable.

[secretrugbyfan]

Must ask the Irish relatives about Gee the next time I speak to them.

On a similar note, apparently in some parts of Scotland the term Gloryhole is used to describe the area under the stairs sometimes used for storage.

Please don't Google this, especially if you are at work!

[JemimaRacktool]

This thread reminds me of when I worked with a man from Dublin and I referred to gravy as gipper (soft g). My Hants family have always called gravy this and I have continued to do so.

Irishman started to laugh as to him, gipper or gip is semen.

[Bluetrews25]

Did he pull out as a form of contraception? Or has he just watched a lot of porn?

[CaterpillarMilkshake]

@NoFeedyDaMuppet

Caterpillar

I have changed my name to make a point. And by carrying on posting, I’m not taking my own advice.

Sure

[sammylady37]

I wonder why people are being so bitchy and unpleasant in this thread. It’s a light-hearted, mildly amusing OP, certainly not vile, grim or any other oft-used MN adjective to describe anything people deem to be outside their sphere of experience/desire.

[GammyLeg]

So many horrible comments - the thread title gave an indication it might not be to the taste of any pearl clutchers like @CaterpillarMilkshake (who is weirdly invested).

[inquietant]

There's a lot of sour replies on this thread, can't people just not open the sex threads?

[Dopo]

@inquietant

There's a lot of sour replies on this thread, can't people just not open the sex threads?

There's a sex topic.
Jolly jumpers...you appear to have ejaculated.

[WineInTheWillows]

Jolly jumpers?

[Five67Eight]

Oh come on, the thread police are just as bad.

You start a thread (about jizzing in the living room, FFS), you gotta realise it’s open season! You get the replies you get.

[Dopo]

@WineInTheWillows

Jolly jumpers?

Just trying out a new phrase I'll use later

[lazyarse123]

Anyway to get back to the thread
We were once shagging in the living room, shocking I know. My dh had previously tiled inside the fireplace ajd I blurted out "I didn't know you tiled underneath the top as well" killedvthe mood stone dead. I thought I was complimenting his diy apparently not

[LouJ85]

@FelicityBeedle

All the people opening a thread about sex and bitching when it talks about sex are making me laugh. What did you expect?

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed this irony 😂

[evouk]

Thanks for sharing

[inquietant]

There's a sex topic.

This has always been a false argument with respect to aibu as it has all topics included.

[thinkingaboutLangCleg]

Thanks, Gollygeee, this gave me a laugh to start the day with! Sex is silly and funny sometimes.

[thinkingaboutLangCleg]

in some parts of Scotland the term Gloryhole is used to describe the area under the stairs sometimes used for storage.

I’m not Scottish, but I didn’t know it had any other meaning. Better be careful saying it now — I hate to think what I’ve told people I’ve shoved in mine

[HallowedGround]

Am I the only one concerned for the OPs soft furnishings?

[LouJ85]

@inquietant

There's a sex topic.

This has always been a false argument with respect to aibu as it has all topics included.

And the title actually announces what it's about ... yet those who find it distasteful still open it to comment that it's TMI. It's like going to see a film you know isn't for you, just so you can leave a bad review. 😂

[Fallsballs]

Not strictly true, normally when someone posts a title like that it’s either something awful or funny.

[LouJ85]

@Fallsballs

Not strictly true, normally when someone posts a title like that it’s either something awful or funny.

So a quick read of the OP would tell a poster which it was - no need to comment if it's something they consider awful, right?

[LouJ85]

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Sex in the Living Room?

How uncouth

😂

[Fallsballs]

@LouJ85 I didn’t comment. But it was neither funny nor awful, I just cringed and FYI this is a chat thread.