Just had sex and I said...

[gollygeee]

Just had sex with dp and as he pulled out to finish the deed I said 'golly gee' at the unbelievable amount of cum!

Then realising how ridiculous that must have sounded I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter which ended with him giving up and leaving me in the living room snorting my head off while he went up to bed.

Aibu to think I'm not the only one who says the most ridiculous things before, during and after doing the deed?

So you came onto a thread where the OP has named changed, to tell us you’ve also name-changed ... and that’s it

Right. We’ll play along

The name she's changed to tells us that she's trying to do something which is against MN rules. I might think about reporting it but for the fact that it clearly hasn't worked.

[quote Fallsballs]@LouJ85 I didn’t comment. But it was neither funny nor awful, I just cringed and FYI this is a chat thread.[/quote]

No, I know you didn't comment - hence why I said "no need to comment if it's something they consider awful". As in, other posters.

Not sure what the FYI part is about.

We went through a period when we were just about to the deed when the phone rang.............it went for months. Them were the days about 20 plus years ago

I've opened this thread just now and it's in the Sex topic and was very confused by all the urgh TMI Pearl clutching going on! Sex thread in sex topic usually means sex, me thinks, but I guess it started elsewhere?

Did MN move it from somewhere without posting a notice?

@ImnotCarolineHirons I think it was chat to begin with. I still don’t understand the outrage considering it’s literally got sex in the title

Fair call on the title, but I was expecting the OP to be about a conversation or argument after sex, not an account of her partner's excessive jizzing.

I'm a grown up and can handle it, I'm not offended! Just genuinely perplexed as to why anyone would ever want to tell anybody that stuff. Especially strangers.

Thank you! I've just finished watching it's a sin and was looking for something to make laugh - this did it 😆

I went out for a while with a woman who always laughed uncontrollably when she orgasmed. Gave me a bit of a shock the first time, and initially thought she must be laughing at me. But no, she was always like that and I very quickly started to enjoy it

@weedoogie

I went out for a while with a woman who always laughed uncontrollably when she orgasmed. Gave me a bit of a shock the first time, and initially thought she must be laughing at me. But no, she was always like that and I very quickly started to enjoy it

I do this too - I don’t know why, I just find sex a bit funny at the end, when it’s all done.