DH wants me to buy something for Christmas

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DH has said he wants me to buy something from a sex shop for his gift. Help! I'm assuming he means some kind of toy.

He has commented on us always doing the same every time for a while now. Mainly my fault I suppose, not very experienced (only ever been with DH) and have grade 2 prolapse plus rectocele and probably cystocele too. I have't a clue even where to look, let alone what for.

He has in the past given me "sexy" underwear every time he gave me a present which I have to admit I wasn't very appreciative of, especially when the DC were younger, mainly because I feel like an idiot wearing it.

Sexy underwear is not a gift for you, its for him!
Is he aware of your medical issues?
He doesn't seem to care how you feel

That's what I told him! Yes, he is aware, although I think he thinks it's just an excuse.

He's hoping that you'll take the hint and give him the rough and relentless pegging that he clearly desires?

What man wouldn't want to receive this from Lovehoney. OK its a little pricey but there are cheaper ones available too.

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I'd be inclined to ask him if he wants a flesh light / masturbator type gift or a butt plug /pegging type gift.
The potential to get it wrong is huge! 😂
Once you know the answer, I'm sure peeps on here can recommend lots of toys.

There is a whole world of difference whether he will be laying on his back or on his front.....

Oh my goodness me There are lots of things I have never heard about! (Do I want to google pegging??) I'm going to assume he meant something for us to use together. He's always on top because of a) gravity and b) I can't put weight on my kneecap.

Do you never do on your side with him behind? No knees required

Do I want to google pegging??)

Just consider pegging as your way of getting revenge. 🤔

Just buy him the thickest prostate massager going, a tube of KY and wish him a "Merry Christmas".

Assuming your DH isn't generally a bit insensitive and you're interested in exploring this idea, ask for something that will make it more fun for you (which, if he's a decent bloke, should also make it more fun for him).

I'd recommend a womaniser and some of this
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2265

Get him a cock lock...