Blow job

[oldsoulrebel]

So A is sucking B's cock . A van pulls up outside and B says 'hopefully that's my blow up doll turned up ' A stops what she is doing and gets upset . B says it was just a joke. Is it funny ? Or not ?

I don't find it funny whatsoever

I initially thought this wouldn’t bother me, but actually it would massively depend on the context. What is my relationship like with A? Is he generally funny, or a bit of a dick? (Pardon the pun) What was the wider context of the situation - eg a bit of a spontaneous quickie, or a planned time together that B had been looking forward to for a long time?

Timing is everything in comedy and this sounds poorly-timed. What is funny to one person often falls flat on its face with another and there is undoubtedly an element of that in this incident.

It may have caused upset, but I very much doubt that it was designed to do that. I would recommend an apology from one side and forgiveness from the other.

It's a weird thing to say when someone is giving you a blowjob, what did he expect you to do? Laugh while sucking? Stop and offer a comment back?

All I ever say when receiving a blow job is things like mmm, oh yes, I love you and similar. All of these are said to my wife.
I doubt I'd even hear a van stopping outside.

Well ( in case you didn't guess ) I am A . He was enjoying it but maybe had too much wine and I had already guessed he wasn't going to get there . I also have some hang ups around sex of which he is aware. ( my last relationship had a very low sex drive which made me very insecure ) it made me feel inadequate if I'm honest

@oldsoulrebel in that case then it was entirely unfunny! I hope he apologised profusely.

B is very fortunate to be given a BJ by A, why ruin it with a crass and inappropriate “joke”?

I must be in the minority but I'd probably find that quite funny if dh said that while I was giving him a bj

But if your dh knows you have some hang ups, it's very insensitive op!

To be fair I though that's quite funny... Probably something I would say if I was a bloke. But I do have a very dry sense of humour...

Agree with secretsquirrel ...at such an intimate moment there should be no intrusions least of all puerile,crass quips like that.

Am I the only person who ready this as they were having oral in a car and a van pulled up next to them?!

Haha , no not this time . Ground floor flat , window slightly open