Time to (lighthearted)

[noego]

Being single and living alone I think its time to hone up on the sexting/phone sex skills. :)

Thanks for letting us know

And....

So, single and living alone, you are going to be sexting yourself then. Enjoy!!

Good job you let people know it was meant to be a light-hearted post, or you might have got some miserable responses.

Nothing wrong with a bit of WhatsApp filth.

It would appear that if there’s an opportunity to deflate anyone’s mood that in here many will take it.

OP - may as well order some toys for yourself too. Enjoy.

well i think with couples there will be a lot of sex happening for two reasons;

1. being stuck together 24 hours a day bound to be a lot of arguing then making up

2.boredom setting in and folk thinking what can we do! as for single ladies i reckon we will soon hear that there is a shortage of sex toys in Ann Summers

I had one of the best sessions for ages yesterday afternoon. I was still thinking about it this morning. That wouldn’t usually happen due to being work-engrossed.

Irony is lost on some folk. :)

Midwives booking A/L for December all across the nation......

i reckon we will soon hear that there is a shortage of sex toys in Ann Summers

People will be panic buying Duracell soon!

With millions of school boys confined to home ...........

@Anotherblokelurking Genius! I think you've just cracked the conundrum of why everyone was panic buying big roll.