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To think you can prevent fanny farts?!?

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Housequeen101 · 31/08/2018 20:50

Jesus Christ. I’m a married woman in my late twenties. Favourite position is doggy, since the birth of my kids, every time we do it doggy style I fanny fart. I know it’s normal for some women but fuck it’s such a mood killer. Anyone have magic remedies to stop them? Or atleast make them stay inside till I’ve orgasmed 😭😂

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cobwebsinthebelfry · 31/08/2018 20:55

Doggy style will do that, also some partners cause it and others don't.

Not sure what emoji to choose for this one.....

kaytee87 · 31/08/2018 20:57

Ask him not to pull all the way out, he's pushing air in but if he keeps you 'plugged up' for want of a better phrase then no air can get in.

Personal question but is he not very big /wide?

I had this with an ex but never with my husband and I put it down to the size difference.

Opensesame1 · 31/08/2018 20:58

I did a fanny fart at an exercise class.. on my hands and knees stretching the spine to the ceiling.. i felt a whoosh inwards.. couldn't move until the next song started and I swear when it whooshed back out I don't know how the woman behind me wasn't knocked off balance.

It had never happened to me before.. I have no idea how it came about but I have never put myself in that "position" again...

BusyDoingLittle · 31/08/2018 23:40

Hearing the phrase "fanny fart" is way worse than actually hearing one in the moment.

NotTheFordType · 01/09/2018 14:03

You can easily prevent fanny farts by not having sex.

OR you can just make a joke of it. I usually say something like "God I love doggy style but it's sooo undignified when my vagina starts talking!"

Make sure you've had an orgasm before the PIV bit then you'll be much more relaxed!

xpc316e · 02/09/2018 11:40

The Americans use the verb to 'queef' and it is definitely more elegant than having a fanny fart.

I'd agree with making light of it and just getting with the business of enjoying yourself.

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