Fanny fart & new bf - dying of shame

[fannyfarter]

I've name changed for this - I promise I'm a regular (penis beaker etc etc)
I'm in a new relationship and he stayed over last night. We had an amazing time in bed and were all cuddled up afterwards drifting off to sleep... and I let out a HUGE fanny fart I don't know if he was already asleep, drifting, or awake... nor whether or not he heard it. He didn't react in any way if he did and I pretended I was asleep Inside I am dying of embarrassment though - I know it's natural, but it's never happened to me like that before! I just needed to vent my cringe someone please make me feel better!

No words of comfort sorry but a massive thanks for giving me a good laugh on a shit day . Seriously though if he's said nothing then he doesn't care just one of those things.Reverse it if it make you feel better if he farted last night you would probably have a little laugh to yourself at the time but not say anything and forget about it .

As a bloke, a fanny fart is in no way related to a normal one and our opinion of such also bears no similarity.

I laugh them off and don;t give them a moment's thought.

I understand you're worried, but please don't be - it's a non-event.

Glad I made you laugh @rwalker - funnily enough when I was out of the room this morning I did hear him sneak a little fart out!

I’ve felt better about it the more the day has gone on, I still pray he didn’t hear it though!

If this happens during sex I usually laugh and say something like "Wow I love doggy style but it really is terrible for fanny farts" or even "Hey, my vagina is talkative today!"

I'm assuming it happened as you changed position in bed (i.e. rolling over) or as your muscles relaxed into sleep? It probably sounded a lot louder to you than it would to him! If he didn't react then he most probably didn't hear it :)

OP - really don’t worry !!!
It’s at worst a non-event - and he doesn’t remember/care.....
And at best - a bf once said - when I felt a little 😳 about same noise during sex -
That he loved them - because it’s caused by the air/vagina/penis interactions.
He sort of half joked that the thought of his huge penis pushing the air in, is exciting....

Anyway - sex is a natural thing. And it can be messy, and noisy.
It’s totally fine.
😂😂😂

This happened me too when on a very early sleepover with my partner. I was MORTIFIED and pretended to be asleep.
Sure it is only a natural thing really... I can now say 6 years later!

He put the air in you.. his fault! Not that it’s any fault at all- I agree, a non-event.

Fanny farts are part of sex! We like it doggy style and that always creates a few - you got to learn to laugh it off.