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Public/outdoor sex

16 replies

Torple · 01/04/2018 11:16

Me and DH have recently got back together after a stressful couple of years that led to us almost getting a divorce (there was no infidelity, we basically stopped communicating).
Luckily, we sorted it, and now are completely 100% dedicated to making it work.
One thing we have been trying is to make more time for sex and to be more adventurous, because we didn’t do anything together for almost 3 years (!).
I want to spice things up a bit by maybe taking things outside, BUT I absolutely don’t want anything exhibitionist, I’m not looking to entertain/offend/involve anyone else, I’ve only just got him back, I’m not willing to share.

I was wondering if anyone has any tips for “safe” places we could try, maybe with a bit of spontaneity that won’t get us arrested?

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Wherearemymarbles · 01/04/2018 12:17

need to find somewhere really quiet.
Say a wood but well away from a road.

Or somewhere after dark.

Helps if you wear dress/skirt for obvious reasons

Wherearemymarbles · 01/04/2018 12:24

If you have a garden you could go outside at night.

Layby/farm track on a very rural road.

UndomesticHousewife · 02/04/2018 17:16

I’d like to have sex outdoors too but don’t know where to go as wouldn’t want anyone to stumble across us and see us and don’t want to be arrested either!

maccax · 02/04/2018 20:02

Police have much more pressing issues to deal with than a cavorting couple in a secluded wood making an effort to be discreet.....just enjoy each other and be sensitive in your choice of location.....

AkimboLimbo · 02/04/2018 20:58

You definitely won't get arrested as long as you have made reasonable efforts to not be visible to anyone.
I love a bit of outdoor sex - woods or fields mostly, well off the road or pathway if you are doing it during the day. Night time is a bit easier. Make sure you aren't anywhere that could possibly be covered by CCTV.

maccax · 10/04/2018 13:55

Isolated barns......
Just saying!

ThirdTimeUnlucky · 13/04/2018 04:14

I once had sex in a shed over the allotment Grin.
If you're not up for full sex in the woods, how about giving him a hand job?
Back of the car in a quiet country lane/lay-by.
On holiday in Wales, a derelict castle at dusk - but beware dog walkers, lol! Blush
Up against a wall in an alley-way - I know that sounds really seedy but god was it a thrill! It involved a few glasses of Wine.

DrDreReturns · 13/04/2018 08:32

I'd wait until it's warmer!
I've done it several times in various woods.

BettyBaggins · 14/04/2018 13:46

Woods, well away from footpaths.

I dtd in a crop circle in the middle of the night. Grin

PussGirl · 15/04/2018 10:40

Sand dunes after dark was fun Smile

Also particularly thrilling was doing it standing up under a bridge on a canal towpath during a downpour in a thunderstorm - that was in broad daylight Shock

Wearing a flowing skirt helps with the logistics Grin

Lovemusic33 · 15/04/2018 19:31

It’s quite easy, find somewhere secluded (not a public footpath), wear a skirt and watch out for stinging nettles.

HeartStrings · 28/04/2018 23:09

I once had sex with DP on a trampoline under the stars. Was quite romantic and the added bounce made things feel better

springmachine · 29/04/2018 12:17

Field
Graveyard at night (definitely no one there at night)
In the car parked down a lane at night

Echobelly · 04/05/2018 21:36

I'll never forget my mum advising me 'Never have sex on a beach, the sand gets up your fanny' Grin

Namechangedname · 11/05/2018 23:13

Echobelly

😁

NurseButtercup · 12/05/2018 16:12

@echobelly

I've had sex on the beach in the carribbean loads of times, no issues with sand Grin

Op apparently sex in the bushes whilst dog walking is ok as per this thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3244304-He-didnt-want-phone-sex

Joking aside when I was younger I used the park and the cemetary, the actual sex was shit but the thrill of possibly getting caught was fun.

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