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Single position boredom

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Kestant · 18/03/2018 09:06

I've been having sex with myself for three years or so and its getting a bit boring. Any other positions to try other than lying on my back ?

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FluffAndFluster · 18/03/2018 11:22

With yourself?

Kestant · 18/03/2018 11:31

Yes. I am very considerate, I always spend a long time on foreplay and ensure my own needs are taken care of. Just would like to spice things up a bit in the single bedroom.

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Wherearemymarbles · 18/03/2018 13:17

Get a dildo or somesuch with a suction pad thingy and you can stick it on the floor and ride it.... or on the wall and reverse into it....

I think you can get vibes with remote control with a phone app. You can casaually get yourself off when you are least expecting it.

The possibilities are endless......

Kestant · 18/03/2018 13:25

Thank you, but I have discussed toys with myself, over a glass of wine, but seems it's no go Blush

The other half of me thinks it's not very intimate.

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Wherearemymarbles · 18/03/2018 13:51

Well there is thd old trick of lying on your arm until it goes numb and using that Smile

Kestant · 18/03/2018 19:37

Update. I fell asleep this afternoon, for about four hours, laying on my wanking arm, with some heavy weights for more effect. I woke, went for a walk in the snow and it fell off.

Now I'm in a worse position than I was this morning.

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Wherearemymarbles · 18/03/2018 20:04

Well once rigour mortice sets in you will have a few hours in which it might be quite useful.👆

Whereafter as you no longer hava a wanking hand you have no need to wank ergo problem solved 🙃

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