I’m on the worst run of sexual partners

[BiilyJoBaker]

2017 was awful sex wise. One disasterous shag after another. I’m determined to make 2018 better (and kind of desperate tbh)

I need your hints and tips for sniffing out men who know what they’re doing in the sack.

• I don’t want a relationship

• This is the sex topic so please take your judgment back over to AIBU

I find actually talking about what you like before/during/after leads to much better sex. Good luck

Get a younger man. My FWB is 13 years younger. I'm 37. Takes instructions with out it being a huge insult to his ego. Unending stamina. Trust me

48 and on the scrap heap already. Sighs.....

1). Couldn’t get an erection on both occasions due to drink. Scrapped him off

2). Slappy mark. Backhanded me twice out of nowhere during half decent sex (too much porn clearly). Scrapped him off

3). Run of the mill sex, nothing to write home about. Cried about his ex afterwards. Scrapped him off

4). Again, watched too much porn and liked to watch himself in the mirror whilst shouting “oh yeah baby you like that don’t you”. Scrapped him off. (Not even joking)

Where are the normal men?!

Ended up in a relationship with my FWB. 11 years younger. Turns out sex was all we had in common.

Definitely need more up front talk pre sex

But Jason are you normal not like the ones Op listed, no one is going to put up with that crap.

Yes, I'm very normal, they sound like a right collection of wasters

Well all is not lost for you then Jason 😁

Oops don't know where that face came from

Haven't tried it myself, but there were a couple of blokes around here who had solid gold reputations (their partners of the time tended to look like the cat who got the cream ). Both have now settled down, but I suspect would have been just the ticket for you when they were having their mid-life-crises. Maybe worth discreet asking around . . . (You'll be glad to know both were well into their 40s, Jason )

It's pot luck I reckon. But the best ones tend to have twinkle in their eye and are up for a bit of flirting.

What dating sites have you been using?

Go on a date and go dancing.
Always a good sign if they can dance and there is chemistry when dancing I think! Also if they think they are a bit porny this will also be displayed!! Want sexy, confident and respectful dancing!

Slappy Mark sounds delightful. In fact all of them sound like my usual type. Please don’t send them my way.