I just had the best sex I've ever had in my life

[SensualSue]

There are no words in any language to describe how amazing it was. I've had plenty of really rubbish sex and loads of periods of no sex at all so I've not exactly been spoiled. But this was out of this world. My advice-find a quiet shy man with sexy eyes..

Ha! Well done. Enjoy

Sounds lovely - you lucky thing!

Thank you for sharing.

Come on, it is the sex topic. Why comment if you're going to be all disparaging?

Sorry, stumbled in here by mistake and will now piss off. But seriously, tho - if you’d just had the best sex ever would you really be posting about it on mumsnet? You’d be wiping the cum off and I don’t know, having a stiff scotch? A cuddle? A wash?

Oh, ignore me, OP. GOOD FOR YOU , oops caps lock, with your sexy times.

I’m in the wrong forum.

Enjoy!

Indeed. I'll echo Pivoine's GOOD FOR YOU. I pretty much can't even remember what a penis looks like...

Probably for the best - they're not known for their aesthetics!

I'm so jealous

Where is he now then?

I 'stumbled in here by mistake' 😂

Indeed. I'll echo Pivoine's GOOD FOR YOU. I pretty much can't even remember what a penis looks like..

Believe me I was in the same boat for many penis-free years. Makes it all the sweeter when the drought ends. If you want it hopefully your time will come :)

Awesome news! If only more women were able to share such happy. Ive been having the best sex of my life for the last three years, and it just keeps getting better :)

Spill....what made it so good!?