To have sex in my office?

[Wanderlust1984]

Lighthearted!! DP works close by and often pops in for a cuppa or brings lunch etc. I share with other folk but they leave a few hours before me. I can lock my office. I really wanna DTD in my office with DP, should I?? Anyone done this?

I used to shag DH at work! Only if no one else was around. Happy days.

Yes - I am another one who has ticked this off the list.

Done it.
Do it.
Enjoy

Oh dear, this is how an old friend of mine found out that her office was bugged.......................

Knowing I could get sacked or caught would make it even more exciting

Maybe not when you are actually getting the sack for it though

I wouldn't incase I lost my job.

As long as you are entirely sure you won't get caught, go for it.

In my younger days I would absolutely do it and have done

But I'm much more of a prude these days and scared of getting caught and losing my job so I wouldn't now but I'd say go for it

Do you even need to ask? Of course you should!

Or when you have to explain the 'Gross Misconduct' dismissal to your future potential employers, piglet.

I know. I'm not cool

My first experience was in the First Aid room - hers too. And very good it was. Do it!

I gave DH a blow job once while we were both working an overnight security shift in the city centre. Didn't realise that we were on cctv (we were at the back of a stage behind a load of sound equipment) and the cctv operators were cheering us on

Found out years later when one of the cctv operators mentioned it in passing.

I'd be cross if my colleagues were using our joint office to shag in to be honest. It's just not hygienic and incidentally is a fireable offence.

Or when you have to explain the 'Gross Misconduct' dismissal to your future potential employers, piglet.

True

I did it after I had handed in my notice... no idea if I was caught on CCTV...

But yes go for it!

Is this weird to ask?!? Did you do it lol x

Yeah gory details please lol

Enjoy but don't come back and give all the gory details unless you want to be in the Fail

Don't forget to check the PC's for webcams. And tablets.

And be nice to the cleaner - take your rubbish out with you 😉

I did this once and we we heard the cleaner come in. It was 5am in the morning. Was impressed with DPd assertiveness to cover himself with a beanbag and shout 'hello?!', made cleaner scamper off. So yes, go for it, fun.

To clarify - beanbag as we worked in wanky advertising agency. Nothing to do with children!

Are they still at it?

Personally, I think a doorstop would be a useful extra tool to ensure that the door is 'accidentally stuck' should anyone be around. Might buy precious moments to do up clothing and devise an excuse.