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To have sex in my office?

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Wanderlust1984 · 06/09/2017 21:47

Lighthearted!! DP works close by and often pops in for a cuppa or brings lunch etc. I share with other folk but they leave a few hours before me. I can lock my office. I really wanna DTD in my office with DP, should I?? Anyone done this? Grin

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Macncheesewithbacon · 06/09/2017 22:06

I did it (with DH before we were married) on the biggest dinning table in the pub I was landlady of. Fond memories Grin

balsamicbarbara · 06/09/2017 22:06

Do it. It'll be exciting. It might be against the rules but like jumping into a swimming pool it's a rule worth breaking.

WineAndTiramisu · 06/09/2017 22:07

Do it, what's the downside?! As long as no CCTV...

scarlett1987 · 06/09/2017 22:07

It's even better when there are still people in the building 🙈

Wanderlust1984 · 06/09/2017 22:08

Right, sold! I plan to ring DP late afternoon tomorrow for a 'cuppa' Grin lol plasticpatty, I'll be sure to 😂

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WhoresDoeuvres · 06/09/2017 22:08

My dad worked with a woman who shagged on her desk after hours. She got the sack pretty quickly (CCTV).

Wanderlust1984 · 06/09/2017 22:09

Definitely no cctv Grin

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AtSea1979 · 06/09/2017 22:12

I did this at ex DP workplace. He was fired the day after. I still get a cold sweat thinking the CCTV will come back to haunt me one day and that was 15 years ago!

CosmicPineapple · 06/09/2017 22:13

Turns out mumsnet is pretty naughty Grin

overduemamma · 06/09/2017 22:19

Dooooooo it! X

TheSassyAssassin · 06/09/2017 22:21

PMSL at the footprint on the whiteboard Posh!

Have fun OP - make sure you're not caught out though because depending on the position at the time it could easily be a case of gross misconduct!!! Grin

PigletWasPoohsFriend · 06/09/2017 22:25

I know someone that did this.

They got found out and fired.

Devonishome1 · 06/09/2017 22:28

😏

PovertyPain · 06/09/2017 22:29

I arrived to my DH's work to puck him up, one night, in nothing but a coat, heels and underwear. My dear sweet, very shy husband got the shock if his life when I opened the coat. We did it on his bosses desk. 😳 😁 Older and wiser now and wouldn't be brave enough. 😄

OsMalleytheCat · 06/09/2017 22:31

DPs desk is where our DS was conceived Blush
Do it!

Kindoline · 06/09/2017 22:31

God yes check for CCTV.

Still mortified when a receptionist mentioned their extensive CCTV the morning after ex and I DTD outside at the hotel Blush

DadDadDad · 06/09/2017 22:32

Poverty - ...and his boss barely looked up from his computer. Shock

Haint · 06/09/2017 22:33

I can't think think of anywhere less sexy than my office. Perhaps Edinburgh Woolen Mill but there's not much in it

Argeles · 06/09/2017 22:35

Why not?

Go for it!

WobblyChair · 06/09/2017 22:35

I would be too worried about getting sacked for gross misconduct.

And speaking of "gross"... pretty much nobody wants to see that. What if someone pops back in for something?

oigetoffmycheese · 06/09/2017 22:35

Do it....Grin

UnicornsandRainbows1 · 06/09/2017 22:39

So long as there's no hidden cameras, go mad!

VioletCharlotte · 06/09/2017 22:40

Go for it... illicit sex somewhere unusual is always far more fun Grin

Donttouchthethings · 06/09/2017 22:40

Check for CCTV and also when the cleaners do their rounds.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 · 06/09/2017 22:42

yeah I've done it - it's just a bit of fun go on do it, !

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